Damian: Drake, what’s your middle name?
Tim: “Danger”.
Dick: Something with a ‘J’…
Jason: It’s “Jackson”. Wow, I’m so sad I know that.
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Holidays at the Manor…
Red Hood: I got myself in Secret Santa. I was supposed to tell somebody… but I didn’t.
Holidays at the Manor…
Red Hood: I got myself in Secret Santa. I was supposed to tell somebody… but I didn’t.
Damian: Drake, what’s your middle name?
Tim: “Danger”.
Dick: Something with a ‘J’…
Jason: It’s “Jackson”. Wow, I’m so sad I know that.
Holidays at the Manor…
Red Hood: I got myself in Secret Santa. I was supposed to tell somebody… but I didn’t.
You know how it’s canon that Damian can move his innards at will? Well…
Jason: Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will.
Damian: Why would you want to raise your cholesterol, Todd?
Jason: So I can lower it.
Jay, you’re either calling out your little brother’s B.S. or that’s a legitimate Lazarus Pit thing.
Downtime at the safe house…
Roy: Did you get your tickets?
Jason: To what?
Roy: *kisses own biceps* The gun show.
Mr. Harper, I see your biceps and raise you Jason’s hams and quads.
Red Hood: So, maybe I’m not the good guy in your eyes, but I might end up being the guy who saves all your asses.
Red Hood [to the rest of the Batfamily]: So, maybe I’m not the good guy in your eyes, but I might end up being the guy who saves all your asses.
And the “Big Brother of the Year” Award goes to…
Jason: *whistling on the way to the kitchen*
Jason: *passes by Tim and Damian’s shared bedroom*
Jason:
Tim:
*twirls his bo staff*
I’m looking forward to crushing that little, adorable baby face of yours!
Damian: *brandishes his katana* You can try, Drake!
Tim and Damian: *charge at each other* RAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGH!!!
Jason:
Jason: *shrugs*
Jason: *whistling on the way to the kitchen*
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