When asked about his Robin training regime…
Batman: I leave him all the tools he needs. It’s “do or die”. If he chooses correctly, he’ll conquer the hornets.
Superman: And if he doesn’t?
Batman: He’ll die.
Superman: I… beg your pardon?
Batman: When did the phrase “do or die” become so corrupted, Clark?
If you ever wondered why Dick, Jason, Tim, and Damian were so impossibly skilled. (May have been a cakewalk for Damian, though.)
Bruce: Why do I need to explain everything, Jason?
Jason: Because we’re usually not on the same page.
Sparring session at the Batcave…
Dick: *massaging a bruised cheek*
Jason: *spitting out a loosened tooth*
Tim: *bandaging a broken wrist*
Dick: In everyone’s defense, I think the most worthy opponent of you is… you.
Damian: That is correct.
Damian: Unless there happens to be measles present.
He’s still a growing boy.
When your little brother loses his katana mid-battle…
Red Hood: Do you even know how to use that?
Robin: *wielding a wrench from the ground* To change tires? No. But it’s metal. I can hit somebody with it.
Jay’s pretty good at both, though.
Raising the Robins…
Bruce: I tried to keep him in the dark. I should have realized that he can do just as much damage in the dark.
Trying to eavesdrop on Bruce and Alfred be like…
Dick and Jason: *peering through a vent in the Manor*
Dick: They’ve been in there a while.
Jason: Yep.
Dick: Can’t be good.
Jason: Nope.
Dick: Think they’re talking about me?
Jason: No, I think they’re talking about me.
Dick: Yeah. That makes way more sense.
When your tiny brother’s a big bully…
Damian: *sneering*
Jason: Do you want me to beat him up for you?
Tim: No. I shouldn’t have to ask you to do stuff like that.
Tim: You should just do it.
Guess who Dick finds sharing a gurney in the Batcave when he gets home?
Imagine: one actor, four Robins…
French actor and model Gaspard Ulliel as (clockwise from top left) Dick, Jason, Tim, and (grown-up) Damian.
I just realized that his different facial angles kinda match those on my header image. Huh.
Also, these kinda look like Mikel Janín’s art come to life. (He draws them so handsome.)
Hanging out at your older brother’s safe house be like…
Tim: You don’t happen to have any coffee, do you, Jay?
Jason: Milk and sugar. *hands him a mug*
Tim: Oh, awesome. You’re a life saver. *drinks from mug*
Tim: Wait, is this just milk and sugar?
Jason: That’s what I said.
Tim: Do you drink this every day?
Jason: Every morning.
Jason: Yeah, Timbo?
Tim: I’m not talking to you.
Jason: Oh. Who are you talking to?
Tim: Kon.
Jason: *looks around the room*
Jason: Uh. He’s not here, Timmy…
Tim: No. He’s not.
Super hearing and super friendship. Duh, Jay.
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