Bruce, Dick, Tim and Alfred: *run into Jason’s bedroom after hearing a scuffle from downstairs*
Jason: *has Damian pinned to the wall*
Damian: *choking Jason*
Jason: *struggling to talk* Nothing to be alarmed about, people. It’s just a man pointing a bull tranquilizer at his little brother.
Bruce, Dick, Tim, and Alfred: *run into Jason’s bedroom after hearing a scuffle from downstairs*
Jason: *has Damian pinned to the wall*
Damian: *choking Jason*
Jason: *struggling to talk* Nothing to be alarmed about, people. It’s just a man pointing a bull tranquilizer at his little brother.
Red Hood [to Nightwing, Red Robin, and Robin]: Is it just me, or is our dad a freakin’ weirdo?
The Bat-apples don’t fall too far from the Bat-tree, Jay.
Visiting your older brother’s Blüdhaven apartment be like…
Jason: *takes a sip* Mmm. What kind of tea is this?
Dick: *wearing the same blood- and milk-stained shirt for the third day in a row* Oh, I boiled some Gatorade.
Visiting your older brother’s Blüdhaven apartment be like…
Jason: *takes a sip* Mmm. What kind of tea is this?
Dick: *wearing the same blood- and milk-stained shirt for the third day in a row* Oh, I boiled some Gatorade.
Dick, Jason, and Tim:
Damian:
Dick: Hey, Da –
Damian: You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to beg for mercy. You have the right to request judgment by combat.
Patrol gone awry…
Robin: *angrily stomps into the Batcave*
Red Robin: *wearily takes off his combat boots*
Red Hood: *has a leather jacket tug-of-war with Ace the Bathound*
Nightwing: So… What happened out there?
Robin: Chalk that one up to Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Douche over there.
Nightwing: Who’re they?
Red Robin and Robin: They’re both Jason.
Stakeout…
Red Hood: *watching Black Mask’s movements through binoculars*
Red Robin: Jay, do you like being alone with me right now?
Red Hood: *adjusting his riflescope* Nah. This is horrifying.
Red Robin: I don’t like being alone with me either.
In which Jason immediately packs up their gear and takes his brother to a bar instead. (Granted, Tim won’t drink, but they can at least talk things out?)
Trying to get your adoptive father’s attention be like…
Red Hood [to Nightwing]: How about this? I throw a corpse dressed like me off the roof…
Then you might as well just throw yourself off the roof, Jay. Get it?
Hitching a ride with Batman to a mission be like…
Red Hood: I’m upset. My bladder’s full. There’s no telling what I might do right now… all over the inside of your precious little Batmobile.
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