Jason: You’re like that guy from that movie who wishes he was never born. *snaps his fingers, trying to remember the title*
Tim: “It’s a Wonderful Life”.
Jason: You say that, but do you mean it?
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At the Watchtower…
Justice League: *watching surveillance, Youtube and news footage on the mainframe computer*
Batman: *walks into the room and sees Nightwing, Red Hood, Red Robin, Robin and Lark (and a bunch of burning buildings and screaming citizens) on the screen*
Superman: *arms crossed*
Wonder Woman: *hands on hips, shaking her head*
Aquaman: *raises an eyebrow*
The Flash: *wide-eyed*
Green Lantern: *biting his lip to suppress a smirk*
Cyborg: Wo-ho-hoooooo.
Batman: Hn.
Batman: Whatever they did, add it to my tab.
Batman: *walks out*
When your brother asks you to go to Ikea with him…
Tim [to Jason]: I’ve been lonely. Having a mirror in my room will be like having company.
“A Lonely Place of Sleeping”, huh?
Red Hood: Gotham City, you have a vigilante problem and his name is Jason Todd.
When your father and grandfather leave you and your brothers alone at the Manor…
Damian: *sees “52 missed calls” on his cellphone screen*
Damian: -Tt-
Damian: How irresponsible do they think we are?
Jason: *shrugs* Sometimes Alfred leaves me pictures of food instead of a shopping list.
Growing pains…
Tim: *frowning as he examines his reflection on the bathroom mirror* Hey, Jay, can you see this?
Jason: What pimple?
Good job, Jay. We know you meant well, but you just made your brother ten times more grateful that his cowl covers half his face.
Tim: *wearing a Superboy t-shirt and standing majestically with his chest heaving after sprinting for dramatic effect*
Dick: *cups his hands into a voice amplifier* It’s a bird! It’s a plane!
Jason: *walks past them to grab a can of beer from the fridge* It’s super out of breath.
Tim: Happy Halloween to you, too.
Red Robin: *cradling a broken arm*
Nightwing: Who hurt you?!
Nightwing: I’m kidding. I know it was Jason and Damian.
And Damian’s like, “It was an accident. *rolls eyes*”.
Jason: Dick isn’t the only hottie living in the Manor. I washed the Batmobile in my old Robin shorts the other day. I definitely felt eyes on me.
Yes. Those were Damian’s. Right before he vomited.
Also, those scaly spandex briefs (leotards?) sure are stretchable.
Dick: *putting on his Nightwing uniform* Are you a nerd?
Jason: No. Why would you ask me that?
Dick: *dangling the Robin uniform in front of him* It’s Patrol Night and you’re doing homework.
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