Damian: Drake.
Tim: Brat. The bet ends today. Are you ready?
Damian: I was born ready.
Tim: To lose? The whole question was, “Are you ready to lose?” and you said you were born that way.
Damian: Twist my words all you want.
Tim: Okay.
Damian: I’m winning this bet.
Jason: What bet? What’re you guys talking about?
Dick: Seriously? The bet? They’ve been keeping score all year. It comes up all the time. What are you doin’ all day?
Jason: Nothin’. Why, you wanna hang out?
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Red Robin: *examining an image on the Batcomputer screen* I think it might be a quantum-chromo-dynamic-confinement anomaly.
Red Hood: Now you’re just stringing words together.
Being fresh out of the Lazarus Pit be like…
Jason: *looks at himself in the mirror*
Jason: Nope, not a vampire.
Their New 52 “break up” be like…
Red Hood: It’s not you, it’s me.
Arsenal:
Arsenal: It’s you.
Getting stranded up in the Himalayan Mountains while on a mission be like…
Red Robin: Look, I’m sure we’re not the only ones who need to be rescued. Plus, things could be a lot worse.
Red Hood: Yeah, how’s that?
Red Robin: We could be stuck here with Damian.
Red Hood: You mean Bizarro’s a clone? Can we keep him?
Artemis: He’s Superman’s evil twin, not a puppy!
What Batman’s day is really like…
Dick: *watching on as one of his brothers does something*
Dick: Bruce? Did you just see – ?
Bruce: Yes. I’ll deal with that tomorrow.
Jason: You’re going to be okay.
Tim: Am I?
Jason: *shrugs* Yeah, ‘cause you’re, like, ten times more resilient than me, and I’m okay.
Are you though Jason?
I was asking him the same thing. (Reminds me of a panel in “Batman and Robin Eternal”.)
Jason: You’re going to be okay.
Tim: Am I?
Jason: *shrugs* Yeah, ‘cause you’re, like, ten times more resilient than me, and I’m okay.
Tim: *mumbling while walking out of the kitchen*
Dick:
Dick: Did Timmy say something weird again?
Jason: *without looking up from the newspaper he’s reading* When does he not?
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