Tag: incorrect batfamily quotes
Imagine: Tim’s babysitting Damian, and that’s Jon on the phone…
When Batman lectures him on his “unacceptable behavior”…
Red Hood: *shuts eyes in mock anticipation*
Red Hood: You’re working your way to a point, I can just feel it.
Family Patrol Night…
Batman: I will go in and do this quietly.
Red Hood: Well, if that doesn’t work, we will come in to make some noise. *cocks guns*
Nightwing: *lights up escrima sticks*
Red Robin: *twirls bo staff*
Robin: *brandishes sword*
Bonus:
Superman: *hovers and winks*
Tim [to Damian]: I hope you’re never in a situation where your survival is dependent on your ability to understand relationships. You would be dead in seconds.
After the nth Batfamily strategy meeting that week…
Jason: Okay, Timbo, that’s fine. But if you change the plan again, you will hurt my feelings and then I will have to hurt your everything.
Imagine: Bruce and Dick watching Tim and Damian spar in the Batcave, then realizing that things are starting to go… overboard.
When your brother’s starting to go into Brood Mode, but you’re in the middle of a battle for your lives…
Red Hood [to Red Robin]: You can beat yourself up about it later, I will help!
When your brother shows up at your Nest unannounced…
Tim: I don’t care if you burn me, or electrocute me, or whatever it is you’re thinking!
Jason: Relax, Tim, I just want to borrow your toaster.
Selina: I wish our phone conversations were as flirty.
Bruce: She threatened to kill me.
Selina: I can do that.
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