When asked what his hobbies are…
Jason: *giddily* Although I’m not past torching a brulee on occasion –
Jason: *clears throat*
Jason: Because men… enjoy… torching things.
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When you tell your best friend some stories from your days as a solo Red Robin…
Tim: You know, I was engaged.
Conner: You were?!
Tim: Yes. I’ll try not to take offense at your extreme shock.
Why Jason should consider installing a peephole…
Tim: If you’re thinking of shooting through the door, please don’t. It’s Tim.
Batman: I know what it’s like to save someone close to you by selling your soul a piece at a time.
Delegating Batfamily errands…
Nightwing: Hey, if you want, you can babysit Robin and I go with Penguin to the GCPD.
Red Robin: No! No, thank you. Bring on the ex-con.
How Batman really gets answers…
Batman:
Villain:
Batman: Please.
Villain: Don’t look at me like that! It’s unsettling when you are that sincere! Fine!
Batman: [name of any superhero], you can do anything you put your mind to.
Batman: Or at least anything I put your mind to.
To all you Robins…
“The man you are today is not the boy who left home.”
Red Hood: I will have something for you soon.
Batman: *narrows eyes* You will have a report for me tomorrow.
Red Hood: …
Red Hood: Isn’t that what I just said?
Supervillain: How did you know my name?
Red Robin: It’s called “research”, big boy. Knowledge is power.
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