After hearing about how well their teenaged brother’s been running a multibillion-dollar business empire…
Jason: Wow. Timmy, a CEO. I feel so full of… What’s the opposite of shame?
Dick: Pride?
Jason: No, not that far from shame.
Dick: Less shame?
Jason: Yeah.
Old, old, old and still as stubborn as ever…
Dick: Bruce, you shouldn’t wear glasses that weren’t prescribed for you.
Bruce: Dick, just because you’re ten feet tall, it doesn’t mean you can tell me what to do.
Tim: I’m Tim.
Dick: Gimme those!
Justifying why Tim’s hanging upside down, fast asleep, from the Batcave ceiling….
Jason: Bruce, try to understand. There are two kinds of Robins: jocks and nerds. As a jock, it is my duty to give nerds a hard time.
You sure Tim’s the only “nerd”, Jay?
And the “Big Brother of the Year” Award goes to…
Jason [to Damian]: Kid, I know you miss your cow, so I got you a pet that will never die: an invisible monkey.
Batman: *narrows eyes* Now, what are you up to?
Red Hood: Whatever happened to “hi”?
Batman: Hi. Now, what are you up to?
Why you think twice before trolling the World’s (Second) Greatest Detective…
Tim: What have you done with my report?
Jason: I’ve hidden it. To find it, you’ll need to decipher a series of clues, each more fiendish than –
Tim: Got it!
Jason: D’oh!
Trying to make up for lost time with your bitter back-from-the-dead son be like…
Bruce: Remember when I used to push you on the swing?
Jason: I was faking it.
Bruce: Hn. Liar.
Jason: Oh, yeah? Remember this? “Higher, Bruce! Higher! Whee! Whee! Push harder, Bruce!”
Damian: I was sitting there!
Tim: I don’t see your name on it.
Damian: It’s right there!
Alfred: Master Damian, don’t write on the rug.
At the Titans Tower…
Robin [about the rest of the Teen Titans]: *muttering angrily* I’ll show them who’s “just a kid”!
Nightwing: *yelling from the room across the hall* Damian, bedtime! I laid out your jammy-jams!
Post-patrol battle for the TV remote control…
Tim [to Jason]: You think your dirty socks can stop me?! Well, they are… making me… dizzy… *faints*
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