Alfred: Now, Master Dick, be charming, but not too charming.
Dick: That’s like asking Superman not to be too super.
Or, you know, Batman not to be too dark and broody.
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When you’ve been slaving over a case for an entire week and are just so done and don’t need any more bullsh*t…
Tim: *stares at the number of missed calls from Damian on his phone*
Tim: *sighs*
Tim: The worst thing I thought I was going to be facing was working without Bruce, and then you called.
Batman and Robin, a saga…
Batman: I didn’t do this to hurt you. I did it to protect you.
Robin: Then why am I so angry?
Yeah, about that line he never crosses…
Batman: I don’t cross the line. I put myself on it.
While strapping on weapons as bullets tear through their hotel room on their honeymoon night…
Batman [to Catwoman]: Be honest, when you vowed for better or for worse, you really had no idea what you were agreeing to, did you?
When you think it should go without saying, and yet…
Red Robin [on the Comm Link]: Jason, we have a murder.
Red Robin: … To solve, not to commit.
Picking your little brother up after his first day at Gotham Academy be like…
Dick [to Damian]: You’ve been here a day and you already have a nemesis?
“How to Punish Your Children” by Batman…
* Patrol night *
Nightwing: Where’s Tim?
Batman: He needed a time-out, so I sent him home to check his leads.
After hearing that the Justice League’s going on a mission to a country on his bucket list…
Dick [to Bruce]: Need I remind you, I’m a grown man. I don’t need to ask your permission.
Dick: That being said, please, please, please can I go?
Selina: I think catching criminals is pretty extreme, and then there’s marrying you.
Bruce: I admit I am extreme. Extremely handsome.
Selina: With a high degree of difficulty.
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