Jason: Can you believe what a jerk Damian was being?
Tim: Yeah, I know. He can get really competitive.
Jason: Ha. Haha.
Tim: What?
Jason: Oh, hello, kettle? This is Timothy. You’re black.
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Poker Night at the Manor…
Jason: Your money’s mine, Drake.
Tim: Your fly’s open, Todd.
Someone: Woah! You know Batman?
Red Hood: I’m familiar with his work, yes.
Walking around the cemetery after burying yet another DC character…
Jason: Oh, man. What a great day.
The rest of the Batfamily: *glare at him*
Jason: What? Weather-wise!
Awkward Batfamily dinners be like…
Jason [to Dick]: I know this is going to sound unbelievably selfish, but were you planning on bringing up the whole Shawn-might-be-pregnant thing? Because I think it might take some of the heat off me.
Red Hood [on the phone with Batman]: Well, maybe that’s my decision, Bruce. Well, maybe I don’t need your money – Wait, wait! I said “maybe”!
Mornings at the Manor…
Steph: Anyone want any coffee?
Tim: Are you just serving it? Or did you make it?
Steph: I’m just serving it.
All: Yeah, I’ll have a cup.
Red Hood: You probably never knew this, but back in my Robin days, I had a major crush on you.
Wonder Woman: I knew.
Red Hood: You probably just thought I was Nightwing’s dorky younger brother.
Wonder Woman: I did.
Tim: I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth, and tied it around my neck…
Jason: …
Jason: Cookie?
Pettily arguing with your father figure in public…
Red Hood [to a police officer]: Got a crime scene right here! Batman just killed the mood.
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