Damian [about Dick and Shawn]: Todd, I’m very pleased that you’re here. I want you to help me break up our brother and his girlfriend.
Jason: Well, I’m all for that. We’ve just got to find him first.
Damian: He’s tied up in the attic.
Dami, no.
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That one time – one time – Bruce tried this thing call “chilling out”…
Superman: This just… isn’t you.
Batman: It’s me now. It’s the me that can recline.
Batman: *leans back and falls off the Batcomputer chair*
Superman: Did that hurt?
Batman: Hrrn.
Only his ego, Clark. Only his ego.
That one time – one time – a Batkid ever caught Bruce drunk…
Jason: *passing by the study*
Bruce: *slurring* You’re my third least favorite child.
Jason: *shrugs* I can live with that.
And if Jason ever told the others, they would never believe him, so he doesn’t even bother.
Jason: Tim, the accident only happened because I was trying to scare you. Maybe even hurt you.
Tim: That doesn’t sound like you. It sounds like Damian.
Hide and Seek at the Manor…
Damian: I shall duck behind the couch.
Jason: What a pro.
Another one for my “Give Damian Wayne a Childhood” campaign.
Superman: Do you ever get the feeling like you don’t even matter?
Batman: Only when I’m around my children.
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Must be the midlife crisis talking, Bruce.
Flirting with Red Robin…
Steph: *wearing a sexy new Spoiler uniform* Do you like my outfit?
Tim: Not as much as I like what’s underneath it.
Steph: *blushing* Tim!
Tim: No, I need your chair. Get up.
Dick [to Jason, Tim, and Damian]: Family. Nothing else matters.
Bruce: Dick?
Dick: It’s Bruce. Hide!
Entering Robin’s room be like…
Jason: *whispering* It’s quiet.
Tim: *hissing* Of course it’s quiet. It’s a trap.
Damian: *a pair of narrowed eyes in the shadows*
Red Hood: *jumps from a gargoyle, does a triple somersault, twirls his handguns while mid-air, then lands half-kneeling*
Red Hood: Darling, I’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream.
So, for some reason, I heard this line again and thought of Jason in “Injustice 2”.
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