Red Robin: Please tell me that’s a smoke grenade.
Red Hood: Okay.
Red Hood: It’s not, though.
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Batman: *glaring* Have I made myself clear?
Red Hood: You’re looking for the answer “Yes”.
Batman: *grits teeth* Yes.
Red Hood: Then, “yes”.
When you’re trying to get work done but your sons decide that the Batcave is the ideal place for a squabble…
Jason: Well, what’s the word for you, Tim? You freaked out when I said “replacement”!
Tim: Imagine that!
Jason: You imagine it!
Bruce: *slams his fist on the Batcomputer*
Bruce: Both of you! Imagine. Shutting. Up.
Intimidating Black Mask’s henchman…
*cut scenes of each of Red Hood’s weapons all over his body as he puts his clothes back on*
Henchman: *whimpers*
Red Robin: I think he gets it.
Red Hood: Just film the confessions, Red, don’t editorialize!
Red Hood: *to henchman* Do you get it?
Henchman: Yes! Please!
Red Hood: Because I swear to Batman, I will strip back down and show you all over again –
Henchman: No, I get it, I get it! You have a lotta guns –
Red Hood: And a knife, which I am going to push *mock demo* very slowly into your urethra –
Red Robin: *groans in secondhand embarrassment* Ew.
When your little brother’s leaving for boarding school and you won’t be seeing him for a while…
Jason: Little D…
Damian: Yes?
Jason: I’m gonna miss you, kid.
Damian: Of course you are.
Jason: *slams limousine door shut*
Jason: *dusts off hands* Well, he just made that easier.
Mornings at the Manor…
Dick: Hey, Timmy. Wanna do yoga with me?
Tim: *yawwwwns*
Tim: Um, let me just have some coffee first, and then I’ll have the strength to tell you how much I won’t be doing that.
Tam: If I saw you out with another woman, I’d be pretty upset.
Tim: Thank you.
Tim: Not just for being upset, but for believing that could happen.
Jason: *walks past the secret Batcave entrance*
Jason: *pauses*
Jason: *backtracks*
Bruce: *staring pensively into the abyss*
Jason: You’re being so quiet. Are you upset or are you just rebooting?
The Batman is not amused, Hood.
When you’ve got some serious “street cred” to protect…
Jason: What?! I am not a crybaby.
Tim: “Toy Story 3”?
Jason: They were holding hands in a furnace, Tim!
When you’ve known each other all too well for far too long…
Dick: I regret not saying “yes"when you asked me to marry you.
Barbara: Well, it just wasn’t the right time.
Dick: Yeah.
Barbara: And this is also not the right time. Do not propose.
Dick: What?
Barbara: I know that face. That’s your “propose face”.
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