Jason: How are you doing?
Tim: Same as always
Jason: Wow, that bad?
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Taking your circus-raised son to a gala be like…
Dick: *grabs three empty champagne flutes from a table*
Dick: Have you ever tried to juggle?
Bruce: Yes. I’m juggling my love for you and my embarrassment of you right now.
When you learn that your brother has a self-esteem issue (i.e., a little too much of it)…
Dick: Okay, let’s try this. Think of yourself as one of those limited edition toys people like to collect.
Damian: I already do.
Spoiler: It’s like that science thing: for every action, you have a gigantic and annoying reaction.
Red Robin: Just when I thought you couldn’t get any hotter…
Jason [to Dick]: Hey, look at that. You’ve got a Wally, I’ve got a Roy. Maybe we should take them to the park and let them run around together.
Oh, and Tim’s got a Conner and Damian’s got a Jon.
When asked how the eighteen-hour flight with his brother went…
Damian: It was fine, other than the weird-tasting juice Drake gave me. I slept the whole way.
When your teenaged brother starts dating…
Damian: I broke up with her.
Dick: Wha- Why?
Damian: She said she didn’t want to see me anymore, and I found that insulting.
When “I’m telling Batman” is the sweetest revenge for all the noogies and wedgies…
Red Hood: So, you’re gonna throw me under the bus?
Red Robin: I’m gonna throw you so hard, I’ll probably win a stuffed animal.
When asked about the hardships of being a vigilante superhero…
Jason: We live with Damian, so the word “inconvenience” has really lost all meaning.
The way to a (geeky, crimefighting, mission-obssessed) man’s heart be like…
Tam: Tim, I understand your apprehension, but let me appeal to the detective in you.
Tam: Given the five-week end date, isn’t it the perfect opportunity to consider this an investigation and collect evidence on our compatibility?
Tim:
Tim: Don’t try to lure me in with sexy talk, woman.
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