Tag: incorrect batfamily quotes

When you’re concerned about your brother’s social life at school…

Jason: Well, don’t you worry when the other kids make fun of you, Timbo. You’ll show ‘em some day.

Tim: Nobody makes fun of me.

Jason: You’re kidding?

Family Patrol Night…

Red Robin: *disarming the security system at a criminal compound* Uhhh, what do I have to do for you?

Red Hood [on the Comm Link]: *taking down a group of henchmen* Just promise to be sad at my (second) funeral.

Red Robin: *hacking into the control tower mainframe* Do I have to cry?

Red Hood: *activating the timer on an explosive device attached to a chain link fence* No.

Red Robin: *downloading top secret evidence onto a hard drive* Will there be food?

Red Hood: *running away from the site* Yes.

Red Robin: *reclining on the computer chair as he waits for said download to finish* Can I bring a date?

Red Hood: *BOOM*

Red Hood: *static*

Red Hood: *panting* You’re just screwing with me now, right?

Red Robin: *grinning* How does it feel?

When your teenaged brother starts dating…

Damian: These are for you.

Damian: *hands Nell a bouquet of roses*

Nell: *blushing* You didn’t have to do that.

Damian: Really? My brother said I did.

Dick [on the Comm Link with Damian]: *groans*

During Damian’s first days at the Manor…

Dick: *watching Damian spar with electronically generated villains in the Batcave*

Dick: He’s really something.

Tim: Oh, yeah. He’s really something. The question is what.

Timothy Drake is not impressed.

And the “Big Brother of the Year” Award goes to…

Jason: Hey, buddy, how’ve you been?

Damian: Life stinks.

Jason: *grins and pats him on the back* Cheer up! You’re still a kid.

Jason: It gets much worse. *winks*