Red Hood: *holding an unconscious criminal by the scruff of the neck as a government facility explodes behind them*
Batman: *glaring*
Red Hood: I got the guy. The least you can do is fist bump me or something.
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Barbara [about Dick]: He makes me feel… like the highest point on the electromagnetic spectrum.
Dinah: Awww!
Batman: The police found spare bullets all over the crime scene, and I thought to myself, “Yes, that would be my son, Jason”.
Red Hood: So, you’re not mad at me?
Nightwing: *smirks*
Nightwing: *passes binoculars to Red Hood*
Red Hood: *looks through binoculars*
Red Hood: *sees Batman and Catwoman giggling at each other three rooftops away*
Red Hood: It’s like he’s had a personality transplant. Now he’s happy?
When you capture a perpetrator then realize that it’s your brother…
Red Hood: Hey, Timbo! You’re stopping a felony and I’m committing one. Remember when we used to have Movie Night?
Red Robin: *groans*
When your brothers want to take you on a camping trip but you’d much rather stay in Gotham City to work on a case…
Dick: *deciding on which bug sprays and skin care products to bring*
Jason: *loading tents, duffel bags, and sleeping bags into the SUV*
Damian: *asking Alfred to pack some pet food just in case they encounter some animals*
Duke: *taking pre-trip photos and videos*
Tim [on Duke’s Snaptchat]: *pale from sleep deprivation and possibly dehydrated from too much caffeine* I don’t understand why you guys can’t go without me and just Photoshop me in.
Like Batman, like middle child.
Things Batman has no time for…
Tim: Bruce, he threw the remote at my head last night!
Damian: “Threw” is strong. I tossed it.
Bruce: *pauses from typing on the Batcomputer*
Bruce: *buries his face in his hands and groans*
When you’re not really fond of entertaining guests at your safe house (including brothers who come by unannounced after patrol)…
Dick: *stomach grumbles*
Dick: *opens the refrigerator*
Jason: This is a food-free household, and you need to lose a little weight, so this is really a win-win.
Dick:
Bruce:
Dick: …
Bruce: *sighs*
Bruce: I know you’re going to want to talk because you are Dick Grayson.
~ • ~ • ~ • ~ • ~
Yeah, that’s right, Batman. Surrender to your son’s feels.
Dick:
Bruce:
Dick:
Bruce: *sighs*
Bruce: I know you’re going to want to talk because you are Dick Grayson.
Yeah, that’s right, Batman. Surrender to your son’s feels.
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