Commissioner Gordon: *smoking peacefully on the GCPD rooftop*
Batman: I need your advice on a personal matter.
Gordon: *drops his cigarette, startled by the voice coming from the darkness*
Gordon: *panting* That fills me with a mix of curiosity and terror.
When you team up with your brother to catch one of the most elusive criminal masterminds in the world…
Red Hood: You were very good out there.
Red Robin: And you were very Jason.
Robin: *skims a mission dossier*
Robin: -Tt-
Robin: Father would never ask me to do this.
Nightwing: No, you’re right. He wouldn’t. He’d ask me to ask you.
Downtime at the Manor…
Jason: Remember when you said that you could use several cold beers tonight?
Dick: Uh, I never said that, Jay.
Jason: Yeah? Maybe that was me.
On the GCPD rooftop…
Commissioner Gordon: *turns around to find Batman gone (for the nth time)*
Commissioner Gordon: *takes a long drag off his cigarette* I think he might be part-vapor.
When your adoptive father’s one of the best stalkers in the world…
Red Hood [to Batman]: How did you know I was here? Are you tracking my cell phone signal? You know what, I don’t want to know! It’ll just lead to more questions.
Mobster: *tied up and cursing at Red Hood in Russian*
Red Hood: You have some mouth on you.
Mobster: You speak Russian?
Red Hood: *cracks his knuckles*
Red Hood: Just the swear words.
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Don’t be modest, Jason. We know it’s canon that you do.
How to rescue the damsel who goes halfway across the world to find you…
Red Robin [to Tam]: *hops onto his motorcycle, offers a hand*
Red Robin: Come with me if you want to live.
Or, you know, get into worse, life-threatening situations.
How to rescue the damsel who goes halfway across the world to find you…
Red Robin [to Tam]: *hops onto his motorcycle, offers a hand*
Red Robin: Come with me if you want to live.
Or, you know, get into worse, life-threatening situations.
“Injustice 2″ (or “My, How Things Have Changed”)…
Batman and Harley Quinn: *watch as the Joker walks towards them and beckons to Harley*
Batman: Hn. Why should I trust you?
Harley Quinn: *swings her bat* Because, today, we are on the same side.
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