When a new prototype from the Wayne Enterprises R&D Division arrives at the Manor…
Tim: *in the Batcave* Damian, could you come in here please?
Damian: *walks into the Batcave* -Tt-
Android: Hi, Damian Wayne.
Damian: -Tt-
Android: I am Harvey, an android. Damian Wayne stinks.
Tim: Oh, wow, that’s so rude! I’m sorry, I can’t control him.
Damian: -Tt- Yes, you can.
Tim [about Damian]: He really doesn’t like me.
Dick: *sighs* He doesn’t. But he didn’t have to say it to your face.
At a Wayne Foundation gala…
Jason: *grabs a glass of champagne from a server’s tray*
Cass: Nice tux, Tim.
Tim: I know. It belonged to Jason. He was buried in it, so… family heirloom.
Jason: *spits out champagne*
Tim and Damian: *throwing threats at each other*
Dick and Jason: *watching from the couch, eating popcorn*
Dick: Jay, who would you choose? Timmy or Dami?
Jason: It’s none of our business. Tim.
Damian: Drake, what’s your middle name?
Tim: “Danger”.
Dick: Something with a ‘J’…
Jason: It’s “Jackson”. Wow, I’m so sad I know that.
Holidays at the Manor…
Red Hood: I got myself in Secret Santa. I was supposed to tell somebody… but I didn’t.
Holidays at the Manor…
Red Hood: I got myself in Secret Santa. I was supposed to tell somebody… but I didn’t.
Damian: Drake, what’s your middle name?
Tim: “Danger”.
Dick: Something with a ‘J’…
Jason: It’s “Jackson”. Wow, I’m so sad I know that.
Holidays at the Manor…
Red Hood: I got myself in Secret Santa. I was supposed to tell somebody… but I didn’t.
Nightwing: Can I ask you a question?
Oracle: No.
Nightwing: This is a business question. It’s nothing personal. I promise.
Oracle: Fine.
Nightwing: Are you wearing new perfume today?
Oracle: How is that a business question?
Nightwing: Well, you’re wearing it at the Batcave. And, it’s… I’m sorry, no offense, but it’s really sexy.
Oracle: Please don’t smell me, Dick.
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