Tim [to the rest of the Batfamily, about Conner]: My best friend wants to meet everybody. Because I’m pretty sure he thinks I’m making Damian up. He’s a very real pain in my neck.
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You know how it’s canon that Damian can move his innards at will? Well…
Jason: Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will.
Damian: Why would you want to raise your cholesterol, Todd?
Jason: So I can lower it.
Jay, you’re either calling out your little brother’s B.S. or that’s a legitimate Lazarus Pit thing.
Red Hood: So, maybe I’m not the good guy in your eyes, but I might end up being the guy who saves all your asses.
Red Hood [to the rest of the Batfamily]: So, maybe I’m not the good guy in your eyes, but I might end up being the guy who saves all your asses.
And the “Big Brother of the Year” Award goes to…
Jason: *whistling on the way to the kitchen*
Jason: *passes by Tim and Damian’s shared bedroom*
Jason:
Tim:
*twirls his bo staff*
I’m looking forward to crushing that little, adorable baby face of yours!
Damian: *brandishes his katana* You can try, Drake!
Tim and Damian: *charge at each other* RAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGH!!!
Jason:
Jason: *shrugs*
Jason: *whistling on the way to the kitchen*
Family Patrol Night…
Robin: You ripped my cape, Drake!
Red Robin: And you broke my nose twice, you brat! I healed, you broke it again. Two times!
Robin: *punches Red Robin* Make that three times!
Nightwing: *attempting to pull them apart*
Red Hood: *rolling on the floor laughing*
Criminal: *bound and incredibly confused*
When your prodigal son lays down his guns, takes off his red hood, and comes back to the Manor for a while…
Batman: *clutching his chest* I… I feel like I’m go- going to explode into a m-million shiny p-pieces, Alfred…
Alfred: *grinning* I believe that’s called “joy”, Master Bruce.
Visiting your older brother’s Blüdhaven apartment be like…
Dick: *yelling from the kitchen* Do you know how many recipes you can make with cheese puffs?
Jason, Tim, and Damian: *look into the camera like they’re on “The Office”
Not sure you get to judge him, too, though, Timmy…
Visiting your older brother’s Blüdhaven apartment be like…
Dick: *yelling from the kitchen* Do you know how many recipes you can make with cheese puffs?
Jason, Tim, and Damian: *look into the camera like they’re on “The Office”
Not sure you get to judge him, too, though, Timmy…
Batman: You know what I hate most in the world?
Red Hood: Kittens? Laughter?
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