Hanging out at your older brother’s safe house be like…

Tim: You don’t happen to have any coffee, do you, Jay?

Jason: Milk and sugar. *hands him a mug*

Tim: Oh, awesome. You’re a life saver. *drinks from mug*

Tim: Wait, is this just milk and sugar?

Jason: That’s what I said.

Tim: Do you drink this every day?

Jason: Every morning.

Tim: I’m telling you to back down, Damian!

Damian: And I’m telling you that I will never back down!

Tim: Then I’ll make you!

Damian: Oh, really? How are you going to do that, Drake?

Tim: Through the use of force.

Damian: That is very general and does not scare me in the slightest.

Jason: Yeah, Timbo?

Tim: I’m not talking to you.

Jason: Oh. Who are you talking to?

Tim: Kon.

Jason: *looks around the room*

Jason: Uh. He’s not here, Timmy…

Tim: No. He’s not.


Super hearing and super friendship. Duh, Jay.

On how he plans to celebrate Father’s Day…

Bruce: My sons are going to make me breakfast in bed. 

Bruce: Well, actually, Alfred’s going to make the breakfast and I’m going to get in bed, but they’re going to bring it to me.