Hitching a ride with Batman to a mission be like…
Red Hood: I’m upset. My bladder’s full. There’s no telling what I might do right now… all over the inside of your precious little Batmobile.
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When asked about his Robin training regime…
Batman: I leave him all the tools he needs. It’s “do or die”. If he chooses correctly, he’ll conquer the hornets.
Superman: And if he doesn’t?
Batman: He’ll die.
Superman: I… beg your pardon?
Batman: When did the phrase “do or die” become so corrupted, Clark?
If you ever wondered why Dick, Jason, Tim, and Damian were so impossibly skilled. (May have been a cakewalk for Damian, though.)
Bruce: Why do I need to explain everything, Jason?
Jason: Because we’re usually not on the same page.
Sparring session at the Batcave…
Dick: *massaging a bruised cheek*
Jason: *spitting out a loosened tooth*
Tim: *bandaging a broken wrist*
Dick: In everyone’s defense, I think the most worthy opponent of you is… you.
Damian: That is correct.
Damian: Unless there happens to be measles present.
He’s still a growing boy.
When your little brother loses his katana mid-battle…
Red Hood: Do you even know how to use that?
Robin: *wielding a wrench from the ground* To change tires? No. But it’s metal. I can hit somebody with it.
Jay’s pretty good at both, though.
Raising the Robins…
Bruce: I tried to keep him in the dark. I should have realized that he can do just as much damage in the dark.
Trying to eavesdrop on Bruce and Alfred be like…
Dick and Jason: *peering through a vent in the Manor*
Dick: They’ve been in there a while.
Jason: Yep.
Dick: Can’t be good.
Jason: Nope.
Dick: Think they’re talking about me?
Jason: No, I think they’re talking about me.
Dick: Yeah. That makes way more sense.
Bruce: I just don’t want you to lie to me, Dick. I don’t want you to ever lie to me. Have I ever lied to you?
Dick: Yeah.
Bruce:
Bruce: I just don’t want you to.
Trying to be useful in the Batcave be like…
Robin: *working on the Batcomputer*
Spoiler: *making popping noises with her mouth*
Robin: Brown.
Robin: -Tt-
Spoiler: Damiaaaaaaan, is there anything else I can do?
Robin: *sighs*
Robin: See those case files on Drake’s desk?
Spoiler: Mm-hmm?
Robin: Go put them in random order.
When your tiny brother’s a big bully…
Damian: *sneering*
Jason: Do you want me to beat him up for you?
Tim: No. I shouldn’t have to ask you to do stuff like that.
Tim: You should just do it.
Guess who Dick finds sharing a gurney in the Batcave when he gets home?
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