Tag: incorrect batfamily quotes

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Damian: Drake, what’s your middle name?

Tim: “Danger”.

Dick: Something with a ‘J’…

Jason: It’s “Jackson”. Wow, I’m so sad I know that.

Damian: I need a middle name…

Tim:How about demon?

Jason:how about dwarf?

Dick:how about adorable?

Damian I DO NOT need a middle name…

@prison-mikes-bandana, goes to show what each of Damian’s older brothers feel about him. Hahaha.

When your sleep-deprived brother’s eager to meet his date to the Wayne Foundation gala…

Tam: *walks into the ballroom*

Tim: *clumsily smoothing down his suit* No! She’s here early! How do I look?

Jason: *eyeing Tim’s ruffled hair, bruised cheek, lopsided bowtie, half-untucked dress shirt and muddy patrol boots* It’s better if you didn’t know.

Mornings at the Manor…

Tim: I’m losing my mind, guys. I sometimes touch the frayed part of the power cord just to feel something.

Alfred: *swiftly takes a step to the side to hide a frayed wire jutting from the kitchen wall*

Jason: *carefully pries the mug of espresso off Tim’s pale, trembling fingers*

Damian: *stealthily moves the butter knife away from Tim’s grasp*

Dick: *grabs Tim’s face and buries it on his chest in a tight hug*

Bruce: *closes the Gotham Gazette, stands up, then fireman-carries his heavily sleep-deprived son up to his room*

Mornings at the Manor…

Jason: *following Tim around the kitchen* Lotus Bear Relax! I can smell it on you right now!

Tim: *slapping his hand away* Stop smelling my hair, dude!

Jason: Do you know how much that stuff cost?

Tim: I didn’t use your conditioner, Jay!

Jason: Then why does your hair look so baby soft?!

Alfred: *sighs*

Alfred: *adds “conditioner” to grocery list*

Picking your little brother up from a kid’s birthday party (also known as the family’s attempt to teach him how to socialize) be like…

Dick: *watches as a 5-foot-8-inch 14-year-old runs away*

Damian: I messed up, Grayson. He ran away, he got scared.

Dick: Why would he get scared?

Damian: Because I threatened him with a sword. I lightly threatened him with a sword.

Planning a surprise birthday party for the Darkest of Knights be like…

Dick [to the rest of the Batfamily]: It’ll cheer Bruce up! He’ll be over the moon. He may even lean back in his chair and nod slightly.

Cue the stoic look on Alfred’s face and the bewildered, skeptical or mischevious one on everyone else’s.