Batman: *turning on the Comm Link* Di –
Nightwing: *dropping down from the ceiling* Here I am, roguishly handsome and at your service. What do you need?
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Tim: Do we have any coffee left, Alfred?
Alfred: I’m afraid not, Master Timothy.
Tim: Oh. Isn’t that just the pickle on the giant crap sandwich that is my day?
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It’s, like, 7:45 AM, Tim.
Tim: Hey, Tam, there you are!
Tam: Hey, Tim!
Tim’s Brain: This is your moment! Grab it! Listen, Tam… Out loud, you idiot! Out loud!
Robin: Todd, I’m going to jump off this skyscraper.
Red Hood: You know, kid, as the only adult here, I feel like I should say something.
Robin: What?
Red Hood: Cool!
When your brother tries to convince you to perform a death-defying, two-man maneuver with him…
Red Hood: Dick, that’s acrobat stuff. I don’t have the expertise.
Nightwing: Jay, any idiot can be an acrobat.
Red Hood: I know, I just think –
Nightwing: I knew you thought that! I knew it.
Red Hood: You tricked me!
Superman: You have eight kids?
Batman: … That I know of.
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The World’s Greatest Detective, everybody.
Batman: *crashes through a second-story window*
Alfred: *dusting a bust* Master Bruce, the door was open.
Batman: *dusting glass shards off his suit* I know. I just love doing that.
Red Hood: *enters the Wayne Manor* I hate this place.
Damian: *shuts the door behind him* It hates you, Todd.
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Jason, we all know that is one big, fat lie. And, Damian, no.
Jason: *walks into Tim’s bedroom*
Jason: So this is where germs are born…
When you just can’t say no to a brother in need…
Nightwing: I’ll do it.
Red Hood: I knew you would. You’re very predictable.
Nightwing & Red Hood: No, I’m not.
Nightwing & Red Hood: Stop doing that!
Nightwing & Red Hood: Peanut butter egg cereal.
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