Tim: Stress is all a part of being a superhero. If you’re not throwing up in your mouth, you’re not doing it right.
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As Bruce and Selina prepare to recite their vows to each other…
Dick: *whispering* A little heads up: There’s no way I’m not crying at this wedding.
Tim: Dick, you cried on the way here.
Batman: Jason, what have I told you about staying out past your curfew?
Robin: *shuts the textbook he’s reading*
Robin: *sighs* That I need to do it more often.
At the Watchtower…
Justice League: *watching surveillance, Youtube, and news footage on the mainframe computer*
Batman: *walks into the room and sees Nightwing, Red Hood, Red Robin, Robin, and Lark (and a bunch of burning buildings and screaming citizens) on the screen*
Superman: *arms crossed*
Wonder Woman: *hands on hips, shaking her head*
Aquaman: *raises an eyebrow*
The Flash: *wide-eyed*
Green Lantern: *biting his lip to suppress a smirk*
Cyborg: Wo-ho-hoooooo.
Batman: Hn.
Batman: Whatever they did, add it to my tab.
Batman: *walks out*
Nightwing: Damian, um… The mission that I’m leaving for tomorrow… It’s actually a lot longer than I let on.
Robin: What, Grayson, like three days?
Nightwing: No…
Robin: Four days?
Nightwing: Six months.
Robin: Five days?
Dropping by your older brother’s Blüdhaven apartment be like…
Red Hood: *withdraws his hand in disgust* Why is there milk-soaked cereal in the silverware drawer?
Dick: Oh, you mean, why is there silverware in the cereal drawer? *winks*
Red Hood:
Red Hood: *takes a photo and texts it to Alfred*
Dropping by your older brother’s Blüdhaven apartment be like…
Red Hood: *withdraws his hand in disgust* Why is there milk-soaked cereal in the silverware drawer?
Dick: Oh, you mean, why is there silverware in the cereal drawer? *winks*
Red Hood:
Red Hood: *takes a photo and texts it to Alfred*
Steph: Last night I told you that I was falling in love with you. And you know what you said?
Tim: “Thank you”?
Steph: You asked me if I wanted to go get pizza.
Tim: No… “Pineapple pizza”.
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Or the story of how Red Robin got a black eye.
Jason: Kid, I’m not scared of you. Life’s too good. I’m untouchable.
Damian: *cracks his knuckles* That’s what I hoped you’d say.
Jason: You’re dumb.
Tim: See, now you’re just embarrassing yourself. Pick someone else to annoy.
Jason: I don’t pick ‘em. They pick me.
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