Tag: hug monster

Hanging out at your older brother’s Blüdhaven apartment be like…

Dick: *rummaging through his refrigerator for something to serve for lunch*

Dick: I bet this was delicious once.

Jason: Dickie, please don’t eat that.

Hanging out at your older brother’s Blüdhaven apartment be like…

Dick: *rummaging through his refrigerator for something to serve for lunch*

Dick: I bet this was delicious once.

Jason: Dickie, please don’t eat that.

Seeing your adoptive father again after “choosing to follow a different path in life” be like…

Batman: Why so long?

Nightwing: I know! It’s weird! It’s been such a long time since we last talked –

Batman: I meant your hair.

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We asked him the same thing.

Mar’i: *cradling a dead bird and sobbing*

Jason: I’ve been through this before, Sweetheart. When your Uncle Damian was fourteen, I was supposed to take care of his parakeet. It got out and flew into a fan. It was like a bloody pillow fight.

Mar’i: DAAAADDDDYYY!!!

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In which Dick (reluctantly) reconsiders caffeine-addicted Uncle Tim for babysitting.

Giving your brother a tour of your new hometown be like…

Nightwing: This part of Blüdhaven might be very rough, but, Jay, the people here are the best!

Red Hood: *staring at his motorcycle* I’m pretty sure I had wheels when I parked here.

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Ha! Serves you right, Jason Todd. Serves you right.

When other superheroes finally figure out that it hasn’t been Bruce Wayne under the cowl for a while…

Batman: The truth is, I am rich. But not with money. I got my butt. I got my hair.

And those surely make you a billionaire in our eyes, Dick Grayson. *wink wink*

Dick and Barbara: *watching Damian jump from one gigantic memento to another in the Batcave*

Barbara: He is kind of adorable.

Dick: I know! Isn’t he? Remember when Jason was like this?

Jason: What the heck do you people say when I’m not here?