Dick: I missed you so much that I couldn’t concentrate in school and I got an “F”, Bruce!
Bruce: This is dated two weeks ago.
Dick: Oh, sorry. *takes out a crumpled slip of paper from his pocket* Here’s a fresh one.
Really, Richard? It had nothing to do with Robin’s secret patrols with Superman?
Imagine: Big brother Dick, to a rough-around-the-edges Damian.
Because we owe a lot of Little D’s character development to Big D.
When your adoptive son gets insecure…
Bruce: Dick, I wasn’t prepared to raise a kid like you. There’s no manual on how to raise a child who just lost both his parents. If there were, I would have read it a hundred times, cover-to-cover, because I loved you from the moment you stepped into the Manor. I just didn’t know how to show you.
… So you just encouraged him to fight crime alongside you? (Also, be careful, Batman. Declarations of love to Nightwing earn you the biggest tackle-hugs.)
Nightwing: *yelling over the commotion while dodging bullets and beating up criminals* I’m dying to sing “Under the Sea” right now, but I’m not, so there, maturity!
Dick: *hurriedly putting on his Nightwing suit* Damian, Tim could be seriously hurt or worse! We have to do something!
Damian: You’re right. *grabs the remote* Let’s watch TV.
Tim: I worry about his maturity level.
Dick: Don’t. Damian is very responsible –
Tim: I was talking about Jason.
Nightwing: *walking in on a 100% stunned, sweaty, and unmoving Red Hood being tightly hugged by Batman in the Batcave*
Nightwing: Is it me or did it just get totally awkward in here?
Said Dick Grayson, seconds before running to them and joining the hugfest.
Dick: It’s like looking for a prize at the bottom of a cereal box!
Damian: Apparently, you and I eat different kinds of cereal.
See, your older brother prefers those sugary ones with cartoony characters on the box. Where do you think he gets all that energy and enthusiasm?
Nightwing: You’re brilliant!
Red Hood: Of course I am! Why is everyone always surprised by that?
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