Dick [to Bruce]: Look, I think maybe Jason’s just been trying too hard.
Damian: *scoffs*
Dick: Serious! I mean, sad as it is, deep down he just wants your approval, and lately you’ve been putting so much pressure on him.
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Damian: Drake.
Tim: Brat. The bet ends today. Are you ready?
Damian: I was born ready.
Tim: To lose? The whole question was, “Are you ready to lose?” and you said you were born that way.
Damian: Twist my words all you want.
Tim: Okay.
Damian: I’m winning this bet.
Jason: What bet? What’re you guys talking about?
Dick: Seriously? The bet? They’ve been keeping score all year. It comes up all the time. What are you doin’ all day?
Jason: Nothin’. Why, you wanna hang out?
Damian: Drake.
Tim: Brat. The bet ends today. Are you ready?
Damian: I was born ready.
Tim: To lose? The whole question was, “Are you ready to lose?” and you said you were born that way.
Damian: Twist my words all you want.
Tim: Okay.
Damian: I’m winning this bet.
Jason: What bet? What’re you guys talking about?
Dick: Seriously? The bet? They’ve been keeping score all year. It comes up all the time. What are you doin’ all day?
Jason: Nothin’. Why, you wanna hang out?
Dick: Jay, I should have listened to you.
Jason: Yeah. Everyone should listen to me all the time about everything.
Dick: You remember when you told me that you didn’t want to date Robins? *in a bad Jamaican accent* Dat really bum me out, mon!
Barbara: Jamaican?
Dick: Yeah, that was a bad choice. I’m much better at Romani.
Jason: Putting up a bunch of photos of smiling vigilantes isn’t going to change how people feel about us.
Dick: I think this campaign is very promising. Timmy, what’s your take?
Jason: Oh right, let’s hear an unbiased opinion from your straight up swimfan.
Dick wearing his old “discowing” uniform…
Damian: Why are you dressed up? You look like an idiot.
Dick: But… but…
Tim: Yeah, what are you supposed to be, a sassy car mechanic?
Jason: No, come on, he’s clearly the rejected Pop-Tarts mascot, Hairy Pop-Tart.
Dick: I am not! You know who I am!
Bruce: Boys, that’s enough. You’re making Dick feel bad on purpose. He’s Elvis…
Dick: Not even close!
Bruce: … Elvis Stojko, the Canadian figure skater.
Dick: No!!!!
At Tim’s new safehouse, glass shards on the floor…
Tim: It was a sealed window on the fifth floor. You could have just gone in through the door with Dick!
Jason: Yeah, but then what would my catchphrase have been? “Knock, knock? Who’s there? Justice?”
Jason [to Tim]: I told Dick about how I approved of your strategy for breaking up with Steph, and he said that we were “sociopaths.”
Dick: I did some research on amicable breakups. I visited www dot ladiesgoodhealthmag dot com backslash sex hyphen relationships backslash 8 6 7 5 9 9 9 0 4 backslash 9 4 3 2 ampersand 2 2 5 dot html. Do you know that site?
Jason:: *facepalm*
Tim: *shakes head*
Damian: … Tt.
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