Refuge at Red Hood’s safe house…
Nightwing: How’re you holding up?
Red Robin: Well, I’m gushing blood into a bucket because Jason doesn’t want to stain his new carpet. So… pretty great.
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Nightwing: What happened to the brother I used to know? The one who laughed in the face of death?
Red Hood: That’s a lot easier to do when you haven’t died once already.
Cue awkward silence.
When Mr. Timothy Drake finally asks Ms. Tamara Fox on a proper date…
Dick: Where’s Tim?
Jason: He’s busy being a man.
GCPD rooftop…
Nightwing: *applying a tourniquet to Red Robin’s bleeding leg*
Red Hood: *doing a quick ammo inventory*
Robin: *perched on the ledge, on the lookout*
Batman: Jim. Good evening.
Commissioner Gordon: *lights a cigarette*
Commissioner Gordon: First thing I learned working with your family is that, wherever you people go, threats and bloodshed seem to follow. So, just stay out of the GCPD’s way and try not to kill anyone.
Yeaaahhh… not gonna happen, Jim. Ain’t that what the Batsignal beside you’s for?
Talon/Owlman/Deathstroke: Stand with me or fall with him. Choose, son.
Nightwing: I will always choose Batman.
Dick: You don’t make it easy to love you, little brother.
Damian: And yet you are obstinate in your desire to do so. -Tt-
And you know you wuv him back, Dami.
Red Hood: Loud, shiny, hideous.
Nightwing: You talking about my suit or something else?
Red Hood: Why, are you feeling insecure?
Dick, insecure about that phenomenal 80’s get-up? Oh, please.
Why you don’t hide Damian’s things…
Damian: *wearing his Robin uniform in the kitchen*
Dick: *chokes on his cereal*
Jason: *pinches his nose to stifle his laughter*
Tim: What the f…
Damian: Perhaps I’m not making myself clear here. This is a threat.
While Nightwing recuperates from a nasty encounter with Red Hood…
Tim [to Dick]: Remind me to beat some sense into our brother once you’re healthy.
Damian [to Tim]: Remind me to remind you to get in line.
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They’re pretty protective of their eldest.
Robin: *chatters on loudly about the Batcave’s history to Aqualad*
Superboy: *lifts and examines the giant coin*
Kid Flash: *zooms in and out of every room in the Manor (especially the kitchen)*
Batman: *tries to do work on the Batcomputer*
Batman: Hrrrn.
Batman: *contacts the rest of the Justice League at the Watchtower*
Batman: How did I get elected Supernanny?
Justice League: *burst out laughing*
You’re a natural, Batdad.
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