Bruce [to the Press]: I can assure you that my family is back on track and no longer in any trouble.

Lucius: *whispering* Not according to today’s paper.

Bruce: *tightens his grip on the podium* Hrrn. What have we done this time? 


I mean, did Nightwing, Red Hood, Red Robin, and Robin have anything to do with five million-worth of property damage last night fighting off criminals in Gotham City? Nah.

Finding out that their teenaged brother tried smoking a cigarette…

Dick [about Tim]: He’s lying to me! Can you believe that? Where is this family’s morality?

Jason: I don’t know.

Jason: *a puff of smoke suddenly escapes his mouth*

Dick: What’s that?

Jason: It’s cold out here.

Damian [about Dick and Shawn]: Todd, I’m very pleased that you’re here. I want you to help me break up our brother and his girlfriend.

Jason: Well, I’m all for that. We’ve just got to find him first.

Damian: He’s tied up in the attic.


Dami, no.

Teaming up to subdue your brother be like…

Nightwing [about Red Hood]: How exactly do you plan on keeping him distracted?

Robin: With a little salt and an old wound.


Dami, no. Don’t you dare. We try not to talk about “it”. (Plus, he already mentions “it” every chance he gets.)

Teaming up to subdue your brother be like…

Nightwing [about Red Hood]: How exactly do you plan on keeping him distracted?

Robin: With a little salt and an old wound.


Dami, no. Don’t you dare. We try not to talk about “it”. (Plus, he already mentions “it” every chance he gets.)

Welcoming Red Hood back to the Manor…

Dick: You’re our brother, Jason, and you’re a part of this family. Always and forever.

Tim: You know, I never thought I’d hear myself say this, but I agree wholeheartedly with Dick.

Damian: *hugging Jason tightly with all of his tiny limbs, like a snake wrapped around a gazelle* -Tt-

After contacting Red Hood while strapped upside-down to a ticking time bomb…

Batman (Dick) [to Robin]: Great. Our fate rests in our black sheep of a brother who’s just broken out of the prison we sent him to. I’m sure he’s just leaping to help.