Nightwing: *looking at his motorcycle’s side mirror*
Nightwing [on the Comm Link]: Radio contact is sufficient, Hood. No need to extend your middle finger.
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Jaaay.
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When your older brother’s starting to spend more time with his girlfriend than he does with you…
Damian [to Dick and Kori]: I’d like to say that I’m very happy that you’re back together, and if I can figure out a way to do so and sound sincere, I will.
Who needs TV when you’ve got family?
Dick: *brings in freshly popped popcorn from the kitchen*
Jason: *plumps up two beanbags on the floor*
Dick: *sinks into a beanbag* I love watching Tim and Damian try to work together.
Jason: *munching on popcorn* Yeah, it’s like if Alien and Predator decided to go partners in a Jamba Juice.
Dick: You want to talk about endless patience? Babs made me watch all five seasons of “Sex and the City”.
Wally: Dude, there’re six seasons.
Dick: Oh, crap.
Of course Wally would know. Linda makes him do it, too.
Helping your little brother prepare for his first school play be like…
Dick: Dami, we think we can help you with your stage fright.
Damian: Oh, I doubt that. I haven’t figured out a way, and I’m much smarter than all of you.
Tim: Yes, but you’re not smarter than all of us put together.
Damian: I’m sorry. That is what I meant.
Tim: Jason’s in jail.
Dick: What’d he do?
Tim: The same crap he normally does, except to a judge.
Undercover missions with resident Batfamily “fashion icon”, Richard John Grayson…
Jason: Will you take that stupid red hat off?
Dick: No! I want to blend in.
Jason: To what? “Toy Story”?
When you find out that Bruce’s planning to send your youngest brother to Summer Camp…
Dick: *does meditative yoga poses while hanging upside down from the chandelier*
Jason: *lies down on the couch, tucks his arms behind his head, and kicks off his boots*
Tim: *sighs contentedly, takes a little sip of his coffee, and stares dreamily out the window*
Jason: Just imagine… If the brat says yes, we’ll have an entire summer without him.
Dick: We could play outside.
Jason: We could sit on the left side of the couch.
Tim: I could use the bathroom at 8:20!
Dick: Our dreams are very small, aren’t they?
Upon returning to the Manor after a mission abroad…
Red Hood: *sees Batgirl jump into Nightwing’s arms to hug him*
Red Hood: Dammit, I should have gone over and said we were back.
Red Robin: *rolls eyes* Yeah, it was “first come, first serve”.
When you’re only starting to realize just how particular your best friend is about everything…
Roy: Jason says he’s moving out of the safe house.
Damian: What did you do? Did you change the contrast or brightness settings on the television?
Roy: No.
Tim: Did you take a Band-Aid off in front of him?
Roy: No.
Dick: Did you buy generic ketchup? Forget to rinse the sink? Talk to him through the bathroom door?
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