Test-driving Batman’s new Tumbler from Wayne Industries…
Robin: You’re a natural, aren’t you, Todd?
Red Hood: ‘course I am…
Red Hood: *reverses into the giant coin in the Batcave*
Robin: A natural freakin’ idiot. -Tt-
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Wise words from Robin…
Damian: You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.
Damian: -Tt-
On the run…
Red Hood [to Robin, about Titus]: I don’t want that dog dribbling on my seats.
Red Robin: Your seats? Jason, this is a stolen car, man.
Tim [to Alfred]: What if Bruce gets another Robin? A mean one? I just don’t think I can take that kind of rejection!
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Hoo boy, Timmy. You have nooo idea.
Why Tim decided that it was last time he’d ever introduce a hybrid human-Kryptonian friend to his brothers…
Conner: You’re mocking me, aren’t you?
Jason: Oh no, no no no, no…
Damian: *suddenly points behind Conner*
Damian: SUPERBOY, LOOK! AN ALIEN!
Conner: *looks* Where?
Jason and Damian: *keel over laughing*
When you’re an expert in the “blame game”…
Tim: Dick, we were wrong to leave Damian… I – I was wrong…
Jason: Tim’s right, Dick. He was wrong.
How they realized that they prefer to go on patrol alone…
Nightwing: Hold on, this is no time to be hysterical!
Red Hood: This is the perfect time to be hysterical.
Red Robin: Should we be hysterical?
Robin: No!
Red Hood: Yes.
Nightwing: Maybe! But not right now!
When your little brother’s a “test tube baby”…
Jason: Can you learn stuff you haven’t been programmed with so you could be, you know, more human? And not such a pill all the time?
Because Damian still has a lot to learn about being human…
Tim: *starts crying*
Damian: What’s wrong with your eyes?
And the award for “Big Brother of the Year” goes to…
Jason:
What’d ya do, kid?
Damian:
Something terrible. But I don’t wanna talk about it.
Jason: Good. I don’t wanna hear about it.
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