Hearing Jason and Tim sniggering behind his back…
Damian: If I go over there, there are gonna be four sounds: me hitting you both… twice.
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Jason [to Damian, about Tim]: He’s acting like the impression of him we do behind his back.
At Gotham Academy…
Tim: I’m Damian Wayne’s emergency contact.
Teacher: So, you’re here to pick him up?
Tim: I’m here to be removed as his emergency contact.
Jason: I’ve been following you. How’d you get the little brat to play football?
Tim: I’m not having a conversation with someone that emerged from a bush.
Jason: Because I’m right?
Tim: No, because I’m not in a commercial for a breakfast cereal!
Batman: So, you listen to all of my phone calls?
Robin: No… Well, not the boring ones.
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Is this not canon? Didn’t Bruce just call him out on this in Super Sons #5 or something?
Damian: You know, I finally get why you and Father butted heads so much. You two are practically the same person. I mean, I worshipped the man, you know? I dressed like him, I acted like him, I listened to the same music. But you are more like him than I will ever be. I see that now.
Dick: I’ll take that as a compliment.
Damian: You can take it any way you want.
Sleepovers be like… Jon: What, didn’t your dad tell you about the Tooth Fairy?
Damian: My father? My father told me different stories.
Because Bruce “dies” a lot…
Barbara [to Dick, Jason, Tim, and Damian]: You boys have serious abandonment issues, don’t you?
Sometime during the “Son of Batman” story arc…
Bruce [to Damian]: Just because you’re blood, doesn’t mean you’re a Robin. You have to earn it.
When asked who Damian Wayne was…
Tim: He’s kind of like the little brother I never wanted.
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