When asked why he refuses to stay put at the Manor…
Damian: The world’s my gymnasium, Father!
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Pre-battle strategizing with the Batboys…
Nightwing: We have one activity planned: not getting killed.
Halloween with the Batfamily…
Damian [about Tim]: Grayson, he’s wearing a costume. He’s going as lame.
Ganging up on the middle Batchild…
Jason [to Damian]: It’s almost too easy.
Tim: I can hear you.
Jason: I know you can, Tim. That’s how easy it is.
Packing up after another bout with rogues on the Gotham streets…
Nightwing: Is this everybody?
Red Robin: Spoiler took a cab. Robin’s in the trunk. Red Hood’s on the roof.
Jason [to Roy]: Look, I love you like a brother. But right now, I hate you. Like my actual brother, Damian, who I hate.
Sometime during the “Robin War” story arc…
Robin: Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into true Robins.
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Yup, all four-foot-something of him said that.
Jason [to Damian]: I got you one of those veggie muffins you’re always eating. Tastes like a rug.
When Jon first visited Wayne Manor…
Bruce: Damian will show you around.
Damian: Right this way is the exit.
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Dami, no.
Checking up on your youngest brother’s first ever prom night…
Dick [on the Comm Link]: Hey, how’s the date going?
Damian: Good. We just finished the MRI.
Dick: *spits out his cereal*
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