Nightwing, Red Robin, and Robin: *squabbling after a mission gone awry*
Red Hood: What’s done is done! *slams fist on the table*
Nightwing, Red Robin, and Robin:
Red Hood: All that matters now, all that’s ever mattered, is that we’re together.
Red Hood: So, shut up and drink your beer.
Cue Nightwing bringing out two juice boxes.
The last time Batman will ever bring Robin to meet the Justice League Dark…
Deadman [to Robin]: I’ve been inside your dad. We’re practically family.
Jon: *after showing Damian how to fly a kite* It’s just like riding a bike.
Damian: I don’t know how to do that either.
Someone give Damian a childhood, please.
In my mind, Dick, Jason, and Tim try to give Damian a second chance at childhood even though they didn’t necessarily have great ones themselves.
Reading him bedtime stories. Attending his tea parties with his pets. Teaching him the basics of sports. Even the occasional noogies and wedgies.
They’re trying to pay forward some of the things that Bruce has done for them while they were growing up because Bruce isn’t a perfect father and still struggles to be one for Damian, too.
“Bedtime Stories” by Jason Peter Todd…
Jason [sitting on Damian’s bed]: … The worst was the smell. The pain, well… What can you say about your skin congealing? But the smell was so… You know, for a second, I thought someone left a pot roast burning in the oven? But it was just my flesh. And then, finally, I was alive again.
Sweet dreams, Dami.
Meeting Tim’s friends/teammates for the first time…
Damian: I’m Robin, Red Robin’s brother.
Cassie: He didn’t tell us he had a younger brother.
Damian: Well, Drake isn’t one to brag.
Tim [to Damian]: We both know the closest you’ll ever get to humanity is if you rip it open and feed on it!
Dropping your little brother off on his first day at Gotham Academy be like…
Maps [about Damian]: That’s your brother standing on top of that gargoyle? He’s so cool!
Tim: Yeah. He thinks so.
Robin’s new pets…
Jon: Hey, wouldn’t it be cool if your duck and your chick had a little baby? You could call it “Chuck”.
Damian: Or “Dick”.
Robin: You are the worst crime fighter ever, Todd!
Red Hood: You know, I have a torn rotator cuff, a hairline fracture in my right forearm, and a severely bruised Adam’s apple, but that really hurt.
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