damian wayne – Page 150 – incorrect-batfamily-quotes

GCPD rooftop…

Nightwing: *applying a tourniquet to Red Robin’s bleeding leg*

Red Hood: *doing a quick ammo inventory*

Robin: *perched on the ledge, on the lookout*

Batman: Jim. Good evening.

Commissioner Gordon: *lights a cigarette*

Commissioner Gordon: First thing I learned working with your family is that, wherever you people go, threats and bloodshed seem to follow. So, just stay out of the GCPD’s way and try not to kill anyone.

Yeaaahhh… not gonna happen, Jim. Ain’t that what the Batsignal beside you’s for?

Damian: You stand accused of betraying your own family as the Red Hood, Todd. How do you plead?

Jason: I plead you to shut up.

~ · ~ · ~ · ~ · ~ · ~

Would you at least let him finish eating his breakfast first, Dami?

Grounding Robin from patrol be like…

Damian: This is not a democracy!

Bruce: You’re quite right. This is family.

Dick: You don’t make it easy to love you, little brother.

Damian: And yet you are obstinate in your desire to do so. -Tt-

And you know you wuv him back, Dami.

Why you don’t hide Damian’s things…

Damian: *wearing his Robin uniform in the kitchen*

Dick: *chokes on his cereal*

Jason: *pinches his nose to stifle his laughter*

Tim: What the f…

Damian: Perhaps I’m not making myself clear here. This is a threat.

While Nightwing recuperates from a nasty encounter with Red Hood…

Tim [to Dick]: Remind me to beat some sense into our brother once you’re healthy.

Damian [to Tim]: Remind me to remind you to get in line.

~ · ~ · ~ · ~ · ~ · ~

They’re pretty protective of their eldest.

Mornings at the Manor…

Tim: *walks out of his bedroom*

Damian: *hanging upside down from the ceiling* Hello, Drake. You look well. I aim to change that.

Come on, Dami. It’s, like, 4 AM.

When your little brother becomes a little too protective of you after finding out about your recent mission to the desert..

Robin [to Red Hood]: I don’t care if we have to get you a leash, Todd, that is your last trip to Qurac.

Red Robin: *watches on the Batcomputer as a fight breaks out between Nightwing, Red Hood, and Robin, and Black Mask’s men after a negotiation gone awry*

Red Robin: *sighs*

Red Robin: *puts on his cowl and revs his motorcycle*

Red Robin: If I had a dollar for every mess this family’s gotten me into…

You’d be the CEO of Wayne Enterprises, Timmy! Oh, wait.

Batman: *enters the Batcave, half-naked in a singed and tattered Batsuit*

Batman: *heads directly to the Batcomputer, limping, dripping blood on the ground*

Nightwing:

Red Robin:

Robin:

Alfred:

Red Hood: Did you get in a tickle fight with Edward Scissorhands?