When your little brother obsessively washes his mouth out after accidentally using your toothbrush…
Jason: You’re worried about germs? I’ve seen you kiss your cow on the mouth.
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Dick: Listen to me, Damian. Your whole life has led to this moment.
Dick: All the training, the hours of dedication…
Dick: There’s not a soul alive that can touch you…
Dick: … when it comes to Laser Tag. And, Li’l Bro, you know it. *pats Damian’s armor* Look at me. Be you!
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And that is how Dick and Damian impossibly beat the crap out of Jason and Tim.
Damian: Kent, Kent! Was that the alarm? Has our perimeter been breached?
What the heck kind of “tree house” do you two boys have?
Dick: Damian! When something awful happens, you’re going to be mine!
Bruce: It really is an “if” situation –
Dick: All mine!
Okay, we know you love your little brother like a son, but this is just borderline creepy, Richard.
Batman: I have eight kids. I’ve been tired since 1940.
Nightwing: *with lipstick marks all over his face*
Batgirl: *with smudged lipstick*
Robin: …
Nightwing: …
Batgirl: …
Robin: -Tt-
Robin: Isn’t it enough that this family spends a lot of time together? Now we have to inbreed?
Yeaaaaah, you weren’t supposed to see that, Damian.
Damian: I did cartwheels.
Dick: Without me?
Because Damian’s still Grayson’s widdle baby.
Dick: For bat’s sake, Damian. Change out of those wingtips. You’re a kid, not President Nixon on the beach!
Why Jon’s no longer allowed to hang out at the Manor…
Jason: You don’t make a shiv out of a knife.
Tim: Yeah. You make a shiv out of a rusty spoon or a shard of glass.
Jason: Or a human femur.
Tim: Exactly. Be creative.
Jon: 0_0
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And Damian’s like, “You two idiots did this on purpose!”.
Meeting your brother for the first time be like…
Tim: Hey, I don’t think we’ve met. I’m Tim. *offers to shake hands*
Damian: And I’m disgusted.
Isn’t this how it happened?
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