Robin: *reviewing a case file on the Batcomputer*
Nightwing: You believe that this guy hasn’t yet recovered emotionally because he’s incapable of finding a new safe house?
Red Robin: It doesn’t take a psychiatrist to know that one.
Red Hood: Standing right here, guys.
Red Robin: Wow. You’re right.
Robin: Why is that surprising, Drake?
Beast Boy: Must you interrupt?
Robin: I’m just trying to use our time more efficiently.
Beast Boy: *muttering* Well, it doesn’t make you any more likeable.
So you do like Damian, huh?
Damian: You are the worst vacation-taker in the world!
Damian: *stomps up the stairs, goes to his bedroom, and slams the door shut*
Bruce:
Alfred:
Bruce: *shrugs*
Alfred: *sighs, shakes his head, and walks away*
So your father left a realistic blow-up version of himself inside the tent then went off-planet to respond to a Justice League S.O.S. while you roasted marshmallows and waited six hours for him to come out and regale you with stories of his early vigilante days by a campfire…
He still loves you, kid.
Robin: I don’t agree.
Red Robin: Right, of course you don’t. Because, you know, tact is not your strong suit.
When Nightwing suggests that it might be a good “brotherly bonding” activity for you to investigate a case together…
Red Robin: *pointing to a partially hidden footprint* You should have seen this, Damian, but you were expending too much effort trying to undermine me.
Robin: I assure you that it takes no effort whatsoever.
Jon: Why are you so horrible?
Damian: I’m not. I’m that first sip of a fine wine that you have not yet learned to appreciate.
Damian, sweetheart, Jon’s 10… and you’re 13. Wine, really? *facepalms*
Red Robin: Wow. You’re a stronger kid than I was.
Robin: Making you look bad is one of the things that keeps me going.
Damian: Drake. I often find you to be a real pain in my butt.
Tim: *deadpan* Wow. If I weren’t so shocked, I might be offended.
Dick: It’s like looking for a prize at the bottom of a cereal box!
Damian: Apparently, you and I eat different kinds of cereal.
See, your older brother prefers those sugary ones with cartoony characters on the box. Where do you think he gets all that energy and enthusiasm?
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