Batman: Where’d you learn all that stuff?
Superman: You know I grew up on a farm, right?
Batman: Really hoping that’s not relevant.
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Dick: And it’s not broadening Damian’s horizons. Trust me, Bruce’s idea of horizon broadening is a lot of fights walking home from a lot of jazz tap lessons.
Dick: And it’s not broadening Damian’s horizons. Trust me, Bruce’s idea of horizon broadening is a lot of fights walking home from a lot of jazz tap lessons.
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Speaks for itself, I think?
Bruce: Because I don’t want it in the Batmobile.
Jason: Well, what do you want me to do, Bruce?
*Jason holds up a used airsickness bag*
Jason: Just throw it out the window?
Bruce: *through gritted teeth* Obviously.
Jason: Oh.
*Jason throws the bag out the car window, hitting Damian*
Damian: TODD!
Jason: Ha, ha!
Jason: And how the heck did you find me?
Bruce: I didn’t. The Justice League did.
Jason: Oh, and how are your new overlords?
Bruce: Oh, for the – They’re not – Look, think of it as more of a merger.
Jason: Ha!
Bruce: *while adding a Justice League sticker on the Batmobile windshield* Organizations change. They evolve. They grow. Unlike some people I know.
Bruce: How could he [Damian] pick Dick [as Batman] over me?
Alfred: The mind fairly boggles.
Bruce: Exactly! Wait. Was that sarcasm?
Alfred: No, sir.
Bruce: Oh, good, because your opinion matters. And since you seem unclear on the concept, that was sarcasm.
Alfred: Well played, sir.
Bruce: Thank you… Thank you.
Bruce: How could he [Damian] pick Dick [as Batman] over me?
Alfred: The mind fairly boggles.
Bruce: Exactly! Wait. Was that sarcasm?
Alfred: No, sir.
Bruce: Oh, good, because your opinion matters. And since you seem unclear on the concept, that was sarcasm.
Alfred: Well played, sir.
Bruce: Thank you… Thank you.
Jason: And how the heck did you find me?
Bruce: I didn’t. The Justice League did.
Jason: Oh, and how are your new overlords?
Bruce: Oh, for the – They’re not – Look, think of it as more of a merger.
Jason: Ha!
Bruce: *while adding a Justice League sticker on the Batmobile windshield* Organizations change. They evolve. They grow. Unlike some people I know.
Bruce: Because I don’t want it in the Batmobile.
Jason: Well, what do you want me to do, Bruce?
*Jason holds up a used airsickness bag*
Jason: Just throw it out the window?
Bruce: *through gritted teeth* Obviously.
Jason: Oh.
*Jason throws the bag out the car window, hitting Damian*
Damian: TODD!
Jason: Ha, ha!
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