On a secret mission…
Red Hood: So, obviously I’m not happy about this whole arrangement, but…
Red Robin: But Bruce is, so…
Red Hood: But I wonder what Dick thinks about…
Red Robin: Nightwing’s not “need to know” this.
Red Hood: Wow. “Open purse, remove balls,” huh?
From: Superman 700 (2010)
That one time Clark actually pulled off a Bruce.
Bruce: If anything goes wrong, I’m holding you responsible.
Jason: Yeah, that’ll teach me.
Bruce: Have I made myself clear?!
Jason: You’re looking for the answer “yes”?
Bruce: Yes.
Jason: Then yes.
Batman: Excuse me, are you and I gonna have a problem?
Green Lantern [Guy Gardner]: *pouring a drink* I mean, I’m sure we will at some point, but…
Green Lantern [John Stewart]: Guy. Mr…
Batman: Just “Batman”.
Bruce: Jason, no, you’re not well. What are you going to do?
Jason: *bleeding heavily from gunshot wound* Cry havoc and let slip the hogs of war.
Tim: Dogs… of war.
Jason: Whatever farm animal of war, Tim! Shut up!
Kidding aside, we know how canonically well-read Jason is, right? Of course he’s read Shakespeare. Don’t even mention his Hamlet-esque homage in “Red Hood: The Lost Days”.
Closet full of Batsuits…
Bruce: Yeah, I know it’s sexy, Alfred, that’s why I made ten. Now, arrange those by color.
Alfred: These are all black.
Bruce: Oh, are they? Or are five in a dark black, and five in a slightly darker black?
Batman: If anything goes wrong, I’m holding you responsible.
Red Hood: *rolling his eyes under his helmet* Yeah, that’ll teach me.
Jason: When I was little, I used to pretend you weren’t my father.
Bruce: Me, too.
Batman: The Batmobile is not a car…
Green Lantern: Truck, whatever!
Batman: … Nor is it a truck. It’s a…
The Flash: … Vehicular hermaphrodite?
Batman: Shut up!
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