Tag: bruce wayne

Jason: I’m never gonna be a cop. I’m gonna have to be a robber.

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Reminded me of Bruce telling Jason that maybe there were enough heroes, but not enough outlaws (while they ate burgers by the Batmobile).

Bruce playing up his “playboy billionaire” image with Clark’s help…

* Bruce is spotted entering a limousine in Metropolis City *

Clark [as a reporter]: Mr. Wayne! Mr. Wayne, why are you wearing a tuxedo? Headed somewhere?

Bruce: It’s after six. What am I? A farmer? *winks*

Clark:

Getting caught in an argument between Bruce and Clark at the Watchtower…

Hal: So, who’d you side with?

Barry: Neither. I just pretended we were telepathically paged by J’onn. And then when they said they didn’t hear anything, I called them both liars and zoomed away.

Hal: Smooth.

Guy: Batman!

Bruce: *mutters* And there you are.

Guy: Huh?

Bruce: *grumbles* I was just now wondering if there was anything that could actually push my headache into a full blown migraine. And there you are.

Bruce realizing that he needs to put in more effort in his relationship with Selina…

Bruce: If there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s that you can’t schedule love.

Alfred: I think your credit card statement would beg to differ.

After a nasty argument with Bruce…

Jason: CROWBARS AND BOMBS MAY BREAK MY BONES –

* Bruce walks away and is finally out of earshot *

Jason: … but words will hurt me forever.

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Yeaaah, he doesn’t say it for the rhyme.