Batman: So, you listen to all of my phone calls?
Robin: No… Well, not the boring ones.
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Is this not canon? Didn’t Bruce just call him out on this in Super Sons #5 or something?
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Damian: You know, I finally get why you and Father butted heads so much. You two are practically the same person. I mean, I worshipped the man, you know? I dressed like him, I acted like him, I listened to the same music. But you are more like him than I will ever be. I see that now.
Dick: I’ll take that as a compliment.
Damian: You can take it any way you want.
Sometime during the “Son of Batman” story arc…
Bruce [to Damian]: Just because you’re blood, doesn’t mean you’re a Robin. You have to earn it.
Because Alfred knows best…
Alfred [to Bruce]: It seems like you and Master Jason are talking, but no one’s listening to each other.
When you invite a friend/colleague to the Batcave for the first time…
Hal [to Bruce]: What do you call this decor anyway? Rustic obsessive? Paranoid deco?
Bane [to Batman]: I broke you, but I can still smell it. You’ve got that delectable little whiff of defiance.
After the Batfamily asked him to lay low for a bit…
Jason: I was… jogging.
Bruce: Jogging. In leather pants, a kevlar hoodie, and muddy work boots.
Bruce: Hn.
Jason: My opinion is valid and valuable.
Bruce: I didn’t say it wasn’t.
Jason: In effect, you did.
Detective Bullock [about Batman]: So, just because he supports the GCPD he can break the law whenever he feels like it?
Commissioner Gordon: No.
Detective Bullock: It certainly sounds like it.
On the kinds of people he lets into his life…
Bruce [to Clark]: You’re not even close to my type. I mean, you’re a complete boy scout and you make me crazy most of the time. You’re also the best person I think I’ve ever met and you’re the best friend that I’ve ever had.
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Now, Bruce, was that so hard?
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