Having Big Belly Burger atop the Batmobile with your adoptive father be like…
Red Hood: Bruce, when am I going to learn not to defy you?
Batman: You’re never going to learn, but as long as I know that, we’ll be okay.
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If you ever wondered who really wears the pants in Justice League leadership…
Superman: Do you know how hard it is for me to say no to you?
Batman: Then don’t.
Batman’s relationship with his rogues gallery be like…
Batman: I’m going to help you, not because you deserve it, but because I am an associate and a professional.
Did Bruce ever truly care about him?
Batman [to Red Hood]: I tried to tell you, but you couldn’t hear me through all of your rage.
Batman: I prefer to appear at the exact moment I’m needed.
This is canon. (Fight me on this.) He’s actually been lurking for 10 hours already.
About how to deal with his young Robin, Dick Grayson, who almost got killed by Two-Face…
Bruce [to Clark]: I know… I can’t fire him for being loyal.
Mr. and Mrs. Wayne in their twilight years…
Selina: You are never allowed to have a heart attack, okay?
Bruce: Understood.
Clark Joseph Kent, a.k.a. Kal-El, a.k.a. Superman: When you go after Bruce, you go after me.
DO NOT call his bluff.
Superman: You know?
Batman: When do I not know?
When you notice all the gussying up Nightwing, Aqualad, Superboy, and Kid Flash are doing…
Batman: It’s a meeting with the government, not a bachelor auction.
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