Bruce: I may have rushed to judgment.
Hal: You have judgment on speed dial.
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Batman: I may have rushed to judgment.
Green Lantern: You have judgment on speed dial.
Batman: I don’t need a warrant to break in.
Alfred: But this Bruce Wayne does. *hands him an invitation to Lex Luthor’s Metropolitan Library gala*
Because sometimes you actually have to be Bruce, Bruce.
Jason [to Bruce]: Whatever I did, I have proof that I didn’t do it.
Jay, you know that ain’t gonna fly with Batdad.
When your son’s pretty chummy with “Fun Uncle Supes”…
Bruce [to Dick]: Clark is inviting you to lunch at the Fortress.
Bruce: Hn.
Bruce: The good thing is, I get to come, too.
Batman’s Guide to Riding the Batmobile with Him…
Batman: Relax, sit tight, and most importantly, shut your mouth.
Helping Batman set up his answering machine be like…
Clark: Brooding expressions don’t show up on tape, Bruce. Use your words.
Clark, what would he even do with… ?
Final showdown in “Under the Hood” be like…
Batman: Why are you doing this, Jason?
Red Hood: Daddy issues! Megalomania! Greed!
Red Hood: Wow, that felt really good to get off my chest.
Batman: I hate to pry…
Green Lantern: *hands over a plastic container* Said the man who keeps asking me for my urine samples.
Bruce, you liar. That is, like, 99.9% of what you do.
Commissioner Gordon: *sensing that Batman’s behind him* If I had a dollar for every dramatic entrance…
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