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Family Patrol Night…

While grapple-hooking from skyscraper to skyscraper…

Robin: Can I go back to Superman’s farm tomorrow?

Batman: Why?

Robin: I want to hang out with Jon.

Batman: What, all of a sudden your father’s not good enough for you?

Robin: …

Robin: It’s not “all of a sudden”.

You know what I love?

The four main Robins having very different origin stories, antagonizing each other (almost to literal death) at one point or another, then eventually uniting because of their deep sense of love for and loyalty to Bruce, their mission to save as many innocent lives as they can, and, of course, to each other (whether they admit it or not).

They have so little and so much in common that it makes for such an interesting dynamic every time they share panels. (Regardless of how “horrible” the writing seems.)

I, um, think about this a lot.

That one time Superman wasn’t fast enough to do Robin’s homework…

Bruce: I assume you finished reading “Lord of the Flies” for your book report?

Dick: Mm-hm.

Bruce: Oh, good. How did you like it?

Dick: I thought it was… a timeless American classic.

Bruce: I see. So tell me, what is it about?

Dick: You mean the book?

Bruce: Yes, the book.

Dick: It’s called “Lord of the Flies”. And it’s about a really big fly that all the other flies pray to.

So, no more secret adventures with Clark for a while, Dick. You’re the son of the World’s Greatest Detective.

Also, Jason would’ve been able to answer all those questions without batting an eyelash.

When you desperately want to go on patrol with Batman…

While swinging from building to building…

Batman: Any homework for the weekend?

Robin: Nope.

Batman: Hrrn.

Robin: Okay, yes.

Batman: Dick, do we have to go through this discussion every Friday?

Robin: I’d rather we didn’t.

After finding out that Red Hood’s a former Robin…

Superman: I know this comes as a shock to you –

Batman: Please, Clark. If I had a nickel for every time one of my sons died, got resurrected by an assassin overlord’s daughter, and came back as a lethal antihero, I’d haVE A NICKEL!

Batman:

Justice League:

Batman: *has four pairs of pixie boots under his cape and two domino mask-covered pairs of eyes peeking out of it*

Justice League: …

Superman: So, Bruce… Why didn’t you tell us you had children?

Batman: Okay, here’s the deal. I didn’t want you to know.

Because he works alone, okay?