bruce wayne – Page 152 – incorrect-batfamily-quotes

A rebellious Robin? Tip of Batman’s fatherhood iceberg…

Bruce: *finishing up his “lecture”*

Damian: -Tt- Whateve.

Bruce: “Whateve”? Are you now so lazy that you can’t even be bothered to finish words?

Damian: What’s your prob? Won’t you be happy if I just make it into eighth grade? I mean, isn’t that the whole point of seventh?

Bruce: No, that is not the whole point of seventh. And, yes, I’d be thrilled if you’re not left back.

Damian: So, relax. It’s all good.

Bruce: Hn. Don’t you mean it’s all “goo”?

When you’re a salty wedding guest…

At Bruce and Selina’s wedding reception…

Usherette: So, are you a friend of the bride or the groom?

Jason: Well, the groom is my father, so… the bride.

Trying to make up for lost father-and-son time be like…

Damian: Do you really want to do something with me, Father?

Bruce: Yes, Son.

Damian: How about if you drive me to the mall, so I can see a movie with the Teen Titans, and then pick me up when we’re done?

Looks like he’s still bitter about that birthday you missed, Bats.

Lois: Smallville? I thought you were in Gotham City.

Superman: I was asked to leave.

He works alone, Clark. You know this.

Batman: Roy, I need you to do me a favor.

Arsenal: Anything for you, Mr. Wayne, sir. Name it.

Batman: Stay away from Jason.

Arsenal: Name something else.

When your 12-year-old vigilante son asks for his own Batmobile…

Batman: Stop going through puberty and we’ll talk about it.

Robin: Stop being so cheap and we’ll talk about it!

Batman: Alfred, I don’t pay you to mock me.

Alfred: Master Bruce, you’d have to pay me not to.

Dick: Where are we going?

Tim: We are going to talk some sense into Bruce!

Dick: Really? It’s hard to imagine that turning out well.

And the original Boy Wonder would know that better than anyone (except maybe Alfred).

Batman: The depths of your degeneracy continue to astound me.

Red Hood: Really? Still?

BATFAMI~-w-

DAD FEELS TIRED

Oh, no.

This is too adorable.

And a pretty good figurative representation of canon and fandom.