Tag: big brother of the year

Red Hood: Hey, @shywritersblogsworld , you know what else gives you life? The Lazaru–

Robin: *shoves Jason out of the way* Lame! Try using a Chaos Sha–

Red Robin: Well, there’s also teleporting.

Red Hood and Robin: *slowly turn their heads towards Tim and glare at him*

Red Hood: You did not just say what I thought you said.

Robin: That. Doesn’t. Count. Drake.

Red Robin: But I –

Red Hood: Didn’t actually die!

Robin: *fist-bumps Jason* Thank you, Todd!

Red Robin: I just cannot catch a break with you guys!

Nightwing: *listening to his younger brothers bickering* You know what? I’m not even gonna… Let’s just get out of here. *puts an arm around @shywritersblogsworld and leads them out of the room*

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Thank you, @shywritersblogsworld ! Thanks for dropping by!

Sending your brothers off to a mission when you’re stuck doing monitor duty at the Batcave be like…

Red Hood: Good luck, everyone. I packed you all lunches for the trip.

Nightwing: Thanks, Jay. That was really nice of you.

Red Robin: Not really. All my bag had was an air filter and a thermos full of brake fluid.

Robin: *peeks into his own lunch bag* Tt.

Red Hood: Don’t forget to wash your exhaust pipe every day!

Jason: Timbo, when you think you’re dreaming, you don’t punch somebody else. You get somebody else to punch you.

Tim: Dude, it doesn’t matter what kind of dream I’m having, I am not going to ask you to punch me.

Paintball war at the Manor…

Dick: *whispering* Why did the Resurrected Robins stop firing?

Tim: *listening to every sound* I don’t know… They’re probably out of ammo.

Jason: *yelling from a makeshift fort in Damian’s room* Hey, Fake-Dead Robins, we are giving you a chance to surrender!

Dick: *aims his paintball marker at the draped Batman bedsheet* Yeah, they’re definitely out of ammo.

Breakfast at the Manor…

Duke: *listening to the birds chirping, the breeze blowing, the grass being mowed by Alfred… *

Duke: *looks around the kitchen suspiciously*

Duke: It’s quiet. Too quiet.

Duke:

Dune: *narrowly misses a birdarang, which hits and breaks a ketchup bottle, and hears two sets of footsteps – one lithe, the other heavy – barreling down the stairs and familiar voices yelling insults at each other*

Duke:

Duke: *gets up, grabs his stuff, and looks up the nearest Big Belly Burger on Waze* Suddenly it’s too loud. I preferred it when it was quiet.

When your brother visits your Blüdhaven apartment…

Dick: How cheap do you think I am?

Jason: *grabs a box from the cupboard and shakes it* Well, your cereal box says, “Cereal”.

Dick: *grabs the box and returns it to the cupboard* Generic is how you get your savings.

When your brother visits your Blüdhaven apartment…

Dick: How cheap do you think I am?

Jason: *grabs a box from the cupboard and shakes it* Well, your cereal box says, “Cereal”.

Dick: *grabs the box and returns it to the cupboard* Generic is how you get your savings.

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That one time Superboy cried because Robin wouldn’t accept his birthday present for him…

Kara [about Jon]: Well, Damian, you are his best friend. Friends give each other presents.

Damian: I accept your premise; I reject your conclusion.

Tim [to Kara]: *whispering* Try telling him it’s a non-optional social convention.

Kara: What?

Jason: Just do it.

Kara [to Damian]: It’s a… non-optional social convention.

Damian: Ah. Fair enough. *takes the gift and walks away*

Dick: *grins* He came with a manual.