Red Hood: *disarms Ra’s* Drop it, dickhead.
Ra’s: You won’t kill me.
Red Hood: Oh, yeah? Why not?
Ra’s: Because you’re a Robin. There are rules for Robins.
Red Hood: Yeah. That’s what Batman keeps telling me.
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Roy: You lied to me!
Jason: I lie to everybody. What makes you so special?
Roy: I am your best friend!
Jason: Yes, well, that just makes you more gullible.
Shopping for your best friend’s birthday be like…
Roy [to Dick]: About Jason, is he more of a .44 Magnum or a cologne guy?
Roy [to Jason]: For a dead guy, you look awfully healthy.
When you’re sick and tired of Batman’s kids causing property damage in the city…
Commissioner Gordon [to Red Hood]: You’re under arrest for being a complete idiot.
And the “Big Brother of the Year” Award goes to…
Jason [to Tim]: You seem troubled.
Jason: Of course, that’s a primary aspect of your personality, so I usually ignore it.
When cracking jokes at inappropriate times is in your system…
Jason: Too soon?
Tim: Yeah, Jason, I’m pretty sure six seconds is too soon.
When time-travelling colleagues bring you along for the ride…
Jason: Oh, come on, you don’t trust yourself?
Future Jason: No. Absolutely not.
Jason: Jerk.
Nightwing: Haven’t you ever learned that there’s no “I” in “team”?
Red Hood: Yeah, but there’s a “me”.
Chaperoning Lian with your best friend at Junior Prom be like…
Roy: *grinning* You know, I taught her those moves.
Jason: Don’t teach her any more moves. Those are enough moves right there. She doesn’t need any more of your moves.
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