Damian: Keep pissing me off and I’m gonna rip your heart out, Drake, and that’s an organ you need!
Tim: *sips coffee* Actually, that’s a muscle.
Damian: Whatever!
You’re technically both right (it’s a muscular organ), but carry on.
Tag: big brother of the year
Red Hood: Alfred says I might have a concussion. I wasn’t able to pick up the little brat from school this morning. Oh, and get this, I have a concussion!
Dick and Jason: *watching wide-eyed as Damian argues with Bruce*
Tim: *deadpan* So, he’s added cussing and hurling things to his repertoire. He really is a child prodigy.
Damian: *gagged and strapped to the dinosaur’s leg in the Batcave*
Dick: Guys. Cut him down from there.
Jason: *looks to Tim for approval*
Tim: The kid’s a pain in the butt!
Dick: *sighs* Yeah, but he’s our pain in the butt. So, cut him down before Bruce gets back.
At a Justice League mission briefing…
Batman: Any questions?
Red Hood: *yelling from the back* Why’re you such a poopy head?
Red Robin [whispering to Superboy]: That’s why he gets timeouts.
Watching Red Hood and Robin arguing on a rooftop…
Superman: They fight like brothers.
Batman: That’s because they are.
Just a little nod to the “Batman and Robin: Convergence” issues. *winks*
Jason: Do you want the good coffee or the bad coffee?
Tim: What’s the difference?
Jason: I call one “good”, and the other, “bad".
Tim: … I’ll take the good one.
Jason: Excellent. A positive attitude will help with the horror to come!
Tim: What horror?!
Jason: Mainly the coffee.
Jay. *sighs* Your brother hasn’t slept in over 72 hours. (And you wonder why he stopped crashing at your safe house.)
Damian: *walks into the Manor kitchen in his Robin uniform drenched in swamp water*
Tim: Who saved you?
Damian: They did.
Tim: They saved you? Did they? Could you be any more cryptic?
Finding out that your brother’s being hunted down by mercenaries be like…
Nightwing: Jason! What are you doing here?
Red Hood: Someone needs to protect the little bird, huh?
Red Robin: Well, that’s very thoughful. Thank you very much, I guess.
Red Hood: Plus, I didn’t want to miss any gunplay. Come on!
Red Robin: *referring to Damian’s sword* Drop it, brat.
Robin: *tightening his grip* Can’t do that, Drake.
Red Hood: Guys, guys, guys, guys. Let’s just, let’s just take a minute here. Remember, we’re a family –
Red Robin and Robin: Stay in the car!
Red Hood: Technically, I still have one foot in the car –
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