When you ask your brother for his honest opinion…
Dick: *makes a three hundred and sixty-degree turn wearing his 80′s Nightwing costume and whips his ponytailed hair*
Jason: Hmm. Culturally, it’s unacceptable, but theatrically, it’s dynamite! *ducks as an escrima stick is thrown at him*
When your faux fiancée won’t believe how nosy your siblings can be…
Tim [to Tam]: As soon as we touch, the blinds will open, and three annoying, but lovable, misfits will be staring at us.
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And one creepy, but loveable, Batdad will be spying through binoculars from three rooftops away.
At the Wayne Manor attic…
Dick: *dramatically walks out from behind a dusty, old cabinet wearing his 80’s Nightwing suit*
Jason: *clears his throat loudly*
Tim: *standing absolutely still but with shoulders shaking*
Damian: *jaw drop*
Duke: *eyes wide, covering his mouth*
Dick: You guys think I’m some sort of a joke!
Jason, Tim, Damian, and Duke: *break into a fit of laughter*
Jason: *wiping tears off his eyes* This isn’t disproving that theory.
Nightwing: You’re pathological, Jason!
Red Hood: It’s too late for flattery.
Visiting your brother at Blackgate Penitentiary to give him a top secret escape code be like…
Tim: *stares at a bearded Jason through the glass partition*
Jason: *stares back*
Tim: *smirks*
Jason: *grins and takes the phone off the hook*
Tim: *follows suit*
Jason: Do you know how long someone who is as sarcastic as I am would last in prison? Suuuuuuch a long time.
Oh, he’ll last alright, but for completely different reasons.
Standing up for your younger brother be like…
Red Hood: Just a teenager, Bruce? Well, that “teenager” *points at Red Robin* saved my life.
Red Hood: Granted, it was in a video game…
In the middle of a firefight and they’re horribly outnumbered…
Red Hood: What do you want me to do? *cocks both guns*
Robin: Stay alive, Todd… or don’t!
Red Hood: I’m on it! *jumps into the fray*
*shakes head* Robins.
Discussing how to get back at your bully of a tiny brother…
Jason: Why don’t you give Damian one of those pills you take? That’ll make him give up on his dreams.
Tim: Relaxarex doesn’t make you give up on your dreams! That’s a side effect!
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In which Jason’s jaw drops. That’s a real thing? I was kidding, Timbo… C’mere, let me – stop pushing – let me hug you.
Red Hood: Don’t tell me what I can’t do! What are you, Cosmo’s July quiz?
Nightwing:
Red Hood:
Nightwing: What?
Red Hood: What?
So he likes to read. Big whoop, Dick.
About his family’s penchant for secret identities…
Red Hood: We’re so off the grid that I think we’re back on the grid.
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The thing is, this is… pretty canon.
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