Tag: big brother of the year

When Batman grounds your older brother…

Robin: *studying a case on the Batcomputer*

Red Hood: *whistles “Call Me Maybe” while putting his newly cleaned guns away*

Robin: -Tt-

Robin: *resumes working*

Red Hood: *slides across the cave on a chair with wheels, making screeching sounds*

Robin: Hrrrn. *clenching his teeth*

Red Hood: Hey, Little D –

Robin: Todd, if I must babysit you, you become a hindrance and I can’t have that.

And that is why Bruce came home to see Jason gagged and tied to the giant Joker card.

Dick: Look, I had my moments of being out of control growing up as Robin. There, you know, I said it! I just don’t want my brothers to make the same bad mistakes that I made. If Damian never wakes up half-naked on a rooftop in Metropolis, I’ve done my job.

Bruce: Our job.

Dick: Right. I’ve done our job.

When you’re all kind of “co-parenting” your youngest brother…

Dick: Damian needs to know that we believe in him. It’s the most important thing. If you tell children they have wings, they will believe they can fly.

Jason: Oh, really? I had a buddy that went to Gothamfest, believed he could fly, didn’t end great. That’s why hotels’ windows don’t open anymore.

And by “buddy”, he meant a drunken Roy.

Jason: Did you know that fencing goes back to the twelfth century?

Damian: Fencing? Pfft. Do you know what’s even nerdier than fencing? Knowing when it began.

Tim: I don’t think you’re a nerd, Jay –

Jason and Damian: Shut up, dork!

Planning a surprise birthday party for your youngest (kiddie-party-deprived) brother be like…

Dick: Um, Jason’s not much of a clown fan…

Duke: Has he ever seen a good one?

Jason: *from three rooms away* HAS ANYONE???

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Duke, sweetie, it’s a, um… *clears throat* sensitive topic.

Robin training with the original Boy Wonder…

Standing atop a gargoyle fifty stories from the ground…

Dick: Tim, buddy, you have nothing to fear but fear itself…

Dick: And the concrete. *dives*

Richard Grayson, you d… 0_0

When asked what his spirit animal was…

Dick: I’m like a mother 🐻 –

Damian: *from the room down the hall* Grayson! Todd’s pissing me off!

Dick: When I hear my cub crying, I have to run to him. Now, if you’ll excuse me – 🏃‍♂