Batman: My life expectancy is at 90 years. My life is more than a third over.
Wonder Woman: Want to trade?
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Get out of here with your facts, Bruce. You could outlive a character from the Fifth Dimension.
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Batman (Dick): First thing when you want to get something out of someone: make them comfortable. Don’t say anything blunt or harsh. In other words, Little D, don’t be yourself too much.
Robin (Damian): I’d be offended if it weren’t so true.
Assassin androids: *closing in*
Red Hood: *feeling his empty pockets for spare ammo and finding none* Yeah, well, I have a plan.
Red Robin: Dodging bullets is not a plan!
Security alarm at the Titans Tower: INTRUDER ALERT! INTRUDER ALERT!
Impulse: *runs out of the conference room*
Impulse: *runs back into the conference room half a second later*
Impulse: *panting* I saw a freaky, terrifying man!
Robin: *not looking up from what he’s reading* That’s just Batman.
He knew the alarm was there. He knew it would sound when he (specifically) attempted to enter. And he also knew that his son, sick of his meddling with the team, had set it up to annoy him. @winterpeacock
Robin [to Red Robin]: Father asked me to help you with a non-existent test… ?
Red Hood [to Nightwing]: And Bruce asked me to pal around with you for a “mission” in Ireland…
Alfred: It’s a little “Parent Trap”, young masters. Your father was trying to create some peace in the Batcave.
Arsenal: When I look at you, I see everything you have to offer.
Red Hood: Thank you, Roy –
Arsenal: But when everyone else looks at you, they see a man-child wearing a hood!
When you’re frustrated with your seemingly unfeeling adoptive father…
Red Hood: *internally pulling his teeth out* Alfred gave you some tools to be a quasi-human, Bruce! You just have to use them!
Batman:
Red Hood: *externally screams*
“Injustice 2: A Summary”…
Superman: May the best man win.
Batman: I plan to.
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